I wish to make Naughty Girls COMPLIANT

[datasuspect]

please step into my luxurious room that smells of rich corinthian leather.

[reyd reid reed]

1. Ooooh....good one

:thumbsup:

Your wish is my command....

[datasuspect]

2. damn, i think i just fell for ya

swoon.

[miss_american_pie]

3. You'll need a better line than that

:hi:

[datasuspect]

4. you are forthwith notified to cease and desist

pursuant to USC 224.89b et seq supra, you are in violation.

[miss_american_pie]

6. And if I don't?

Will I be punished? :shrug:

[datasuspect]

8. jack booted thugs with DHS patches on their body armor

will storm your house and bring you to my secret detention center in the suburbs of cleveland.

at which point, you will be tried in absentia for antinomianism, tickled with feathers, and forced to watch the entire first season of "touched by an angel."

did i mention "rich corinthian leather?" it binds my books and panels my walls.

[miss_american_pie]

12. Wait

Back up to the tickling with feathers part. :evilgrin:

[Sugar Smack]

5. YOU WOULD

post a superb copycat. :rofl: Thanks for the laugh.

[datasuspect]

7. de nada

we'll be back after a short break, don't forget to tip your bartender.

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. Yeah, you and everyone else...

:rofl: :hi: Bravo! :applause:

BTW, nobody tames me. :P NOBODY... :rofl: :evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

10. where it concerns you,

i would defer to the sheer magnitude of your sex appeal and bow down prostrate before your goddess-like presence in lickspittle subservience to your high heels.

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. After you do the dishes, take out the garbage, mop the floor...

clean the kitchen sink, make ice and refresh my drink...

I *might* give it some consideration.

[datasuspect]

13. quid pro quo

can i dress up like "pablo" the barefooted house boi?