I wish to make a Naughty Girls COMPLAINT

[billyskank]

is there like a service number I can call? Will I have to wait on hold too long?

[miss_american_pie]

1. That depends

Which one of us are you complaining about? :hi:

[billyskank]

2. It's that there Dangerously Amused

she flirts with you and then disappears for three days! It is most vexing. ;)

[miss_american_pie]

4. Oh is that all?

Well, too much of a good thing, or something. :shrug: :D

[billyskank]

14. No. Not Enough of a Good Thing.

x(

[miss_american_pie]

20. Well I do want to know

what the green thing is.

[billyskank]

21. Now you mention it

so do I.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear billy!

Naughty Girls........never keep a gentleman waiting.....

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

6. Hey Peggy!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Billy!

:loveya: :hug:

[ThomCat]

10. We have gentlemen around here?

Where? :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. My dear ThomCat!

Every man is a gentleman.......


Until he proves himself otherwise, that is!

:P

[tjwmason]

27. I get the feeling that Thom wants to prove them otherwise.

;)

He could start with me, but I fear nobody would ever believe that I'm a gentleman in the first place. :evilfrown:

[reyd reid reed]

5. She's playing 'hard to get'...

So go get her. She's waaaiting...

:hi:

:hug:

[billyskank]

7. I would if I knew

where she is :evilgrin:

:hug:

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

19. Just keep on being your sweet, charming,

sexy self and, unless I miss my guess, she'll find you.

And when she does...

:evilgrin:

:loveya:

:hug:

[billyskank]

22. Oh my

:blush:


:loveya:

[bridgit]

8. sure, it an 888#, and you're card will be charged $3.95 american...

per minute, 15 minute minimum (but not to include any 'hold time'), before anything may, or may not 'happen'...is that too long to wait :patriot:

[datasuspect]

9. the call center has been outsourced to india

there is a guy named "chad" in bangalore who is eagerly awaiting to service your account most courteously sir.

[Guava Jelly]

11. who's shirking their duties??

:)

[BarenakedLady]

12. Hello may I help you?

I'm sorry no one is in atm. Please leave your name number and a brief message and someone will get back to you.

Thank you and have a nice day.

[Guava Jelly]

13. I dunno arm lady

or is it foot or eye today?
:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

15. Oh no, no

I will not be tricked into posting more body parts. I'm on to you mister! LoL.

...besides I'm on my way out atm. ;-)

[Guava Jelly]

16. well keep them comming

Eventually we will tape them all together

[LeftyMom]

23. What on earth for?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

24. Someone is playing excessively hard to get

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

25. hon, DU is like high school

You need to ask your inner teenager how best to handle this situation.

[billyskank]

28. Um, my inner teenager is not your average teenager

As a teen I thought the highest pinnacle of fun was sitting at home learning assembly language.

:hide:

[Heidi]

26. Duly noted.

Thank you for accessing the Naughty Girls Feedback Forum. A service representative will be with you shortly. *Insert smarmy Muzac here.*

[u4ic]

29. For service in English,

please press 1. For service in French, please press 2.

If you would like to reach a naughty girl, please press 3.

If you would like to make a complaint, please press 9, or stay on the line and one of our operators won't take your call. :7

[billyskank]

30. *presses 3*

Heh heh heh. :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Dude, you just have to know where to look...

last night one of the naughtiest things on DU was the vegan thread about wool.

[billyskank]

32. I would never have thought to look there

I would shy away from any thread with vegan in the title for the expectation of a flame war inside.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Yep, it's usually a flamewar, but sometimes it's naughty

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5644152