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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 08:37 AM
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Only 65 DAYS Till The WAR ON CHRISTMAS BEGINS!!
Edited on Wed Sep-20-06 08:40 AM by matcom
what are YOU doing to prepare?

HHHHHEEEEEZZZZZZBBBBBOOOOLLLLLAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 08:39 AM
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1. I'm deep under cover as an employee in a toy store.
Bwahahahaha!!

All the little kiddies will be very disappointed this year.

:evilgrin:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 08:41 AM
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2. I'm taking extra precautions.
I'm girding up my loins... huhuhuh...she said loins... :rofl: I've got my guns and ammo ready to take out plastic Jesuses and Santas when I see them on people's lawns. :P
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 08:52 AM
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3. I have a tremendous rat problem in my apartment
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 08:57 AM
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4. i going to tap dance naked on parked cars parked as near as i can...
find them to F.A.O. Schwarz :thumbsup:

http://www.fao.com/home.jsp :bounce:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 09:00 AM
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5. I am currently working with Kwanzaa ...
to set up an alliance for a 2 pronged holiday assault.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 09:02 AM
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6. I'm too busy fighting a flanking action in 'The War on HALLOWEEN!'
I don't have time to bleed.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:03 AM
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7. HALLOWEEN??!!!! That is a satanic holiday!!!
How DARE you promote that drivel?????

Prag. I'm so disappointed.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:08 AM
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9. I like candy corn.
:shrug:

:evilgrin:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:19 AM
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11. I like those spongebob squarepants crabby patty jellies.
They are delicious!!!

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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:32 AM
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16. This year instead of the garlic clove wreath I'm hanging some...
spinach garland.

(Augha, send the vampires and vamprellas scurrying... ;) )

Yeah, those crabby patties are good!

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:05 AM
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8. i'm polishing the ol' Festivus pole.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:08 AM
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10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
DO YOU WANT BILLO TO SEE OUR PLANS???

:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:23 AM
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12. the goos flies over the tower
i repeat:

the goos flies over the tower
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:27 AM
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15. ribbit ribbit flark
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:23 AM
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13. hotel 2-7 actual, hotel 2-7 actual
we have a visual on santa's workshop.

we need air, we need air.
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Jokerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-20-06 10:26 AM
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14. Happy Holidays!
The first shot has been fired.
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