I'm finally relenting and posting a full-frontal picture of myself here

[ForrestGump]

Well,not that kind of full-frontal, but a frontal shot that's almost full-length. I've before just posted pieces of me, and now I feel it is perhaps time to take the plunge and post a full-on picture of me, once and for all. It's been requested often enough but I always demurred because I didn't want to be identified. But things have changed. I was inspired to do so by the wisdom of one GOPisEvil, posting in this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5642757&mesg_id=5642769


So here goes everything:




















































It's actually a very good likeness...





Picasso is alive and well and living on DU...

[Broken_Hero]

1. Funny, thats how I pictured you...:)

Just kidding...


:hide:

[ForrestGump]

4. You've got a

good imagination... :D

[SeattleGirl]

2. You look like you belong in that cholesterol commercial

where they show the woman jogging (no, I'm not implying you look like a girl!), and her body is totally out of alignment.

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

5. I run like a girl?

:P

It's my mind, not my body, that's out of alignment. :D

[SeattleGirl]

11. Having seen the real you, I would definitely say you DO NOT

run like a girl. I would say that........well, I'll just keep that to my own self. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

14. I'd let you

catch me.

Assuming, probably erroneously, that I could stay ahead of you in the first place. :D

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

15. I'm sure I could catch you quite easily....

considering you would find me ever so difficult to resist.

:evilgrin: :*

[ForrestGump]

20. "Difficult"?

:D

I wouldn't even put up token resistance....

I'm already disarmed, ah declayah...

[Heidi]

3. If you'll recall,

I've seen the _real_ you; thus, the Elvis-you leaves me a bit unimpressed. :*

[ForrestGump]

6. This is true...

:D

[Heidi]

7. I find that image incredibly

disturbing. Can't quite put my finger on why, but :scared:

[ForrestGump]

8. Maybe I look too slender?

Is this better?

[Heidi]

9. Yikes!

Ya know, I wouldn't mind those body-builder bodies if they weren't so veiny. And tan. And oiled up. :scared:

I love the guy's cow panties, though. :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

10. COWS?!?! Those are YAKS!!! Look, lady, don't MAKE me angry...

you won't like me when I'm angry...

[Heidi]

12. For some reason,

the phrase "Go west" keeps popping into my mind. :P

[ForrestGump]

13. Or south

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. I am still loving that jawline...

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

21. It just turned red

:D

:hug:

[miss_american_pie]

17. You are such a tease

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

22. I learned by carefully observing certain DU NaughtyGirls...

:D

Not that I'm naming names, or anything.

:hi:

[LaurenG]

18. Those lips!

oh my...:blush:

[ForrestGump]

23. Well, yes, yours

if you want them. :blush:

:D




I'm gonna get shot by some dude, I just know it...

[In_The_Wind]

19. Every piece of you looks yummy.

:thumbsup:

[ForrestGump]

25. Finger-lickin' good

:o

A bit salty, sometimes, though, when the sweat pours in rivulets across my sculpted torso as I glow in the sun, my hair flowing with the gentle breeze and my kilt blowing up every now and then, causing my sporran to jump about... :D

[In_The_Wind]

30. I guess

\I'll have to take your word for it until east meets west. like that's ever going to happen

[ForrestGump]

33. The West is the best....

get here, and we'll do the rest... :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. I expected nothing less....

:rofl: :hi: :loveya: Excellent, Mr. Gump!

[ForrestGump]

26. If you're willing to pick up the pieces,

you can keep them. :D

:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. I just hope I put 'em back in the right order...

:loveya: :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

29. It's okay to get creative and just assemble them

in order of priority. :evilgrin:

I sure won't be minding...

[BarenakedLady]

28. LoL.

Aha! See and I was just putting random pieces of myself out there. I like your idea better.

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

32. Random

naked bits?

[BarenakedLady]

35. Oh yes

My barenaked eye, my barenaked elbow...my feet had shoes on so that doesn't count.

LOL!

[ForrestGump]

36. Lord almighty,

I feel my temperature rising... :D

[buddhamama]

31. !

you're a little rough around the edges but that's a plus in my book. :) :hug:

[ForrestGump]

34. Little rough in the middle, too

:D

But feeling smoother already.... :hug:




Sorta forgot to...um...go to sleep, though... :blush:

[buddhamama]

37. you might need

to get your head together, it does appear slightly out of whack. now, whether or not that is from lack of sleep or assemblage, i cannot say.

[ForrestGump]

39. Actually, I've been told that I

.....no...I can't say that... :blush:



:blush:













:blush:

[buddhamama]

40. sure you can

go ahead, you can tell me. it'll be our little secret. ;) :hi:

[ForrestGump]

42. Are you trying to seduce me, Ms buddhamama,

into getting this thread locked? :P

:P

[GCP]

38. OMG - I'm crying here - this is a great thread!

Should be up there with the best threads ever!

[ForrestGump]

41. Tears

The sign of a quality thread. :D

If we can get someone to have an appendicitis attack, or something, this thread will live in the minds of all DUers!!!