Ok, some young girl at work scoffed at my baking skillz...

[Wetzelbill]

Yes, I said skillz with a "z". That means my muffins are going to get all gangsta on her tomorrow. I am busting out some chocolate chip cookies, some white chocolate and macadamia nut cookies as well as an assortment of muffins. I am talking Wild Blueberry, Cranberry Orange, Apple Streusel, Banana Nut and Chocolate Chip, baby. Yeah, that's how I roll.

Scoff at my abilities, psh, I was baking muffins when she was in diapers.

Hasn't she ever heard of the Keebler Elves?

[BarenakedLady]

1. I want to work with you!

Sounds yummy.

and now I'm hungry.

[LisaM]

2. Scoffed BECAUSE you bake? Or scoffed

at what you made?

[Wetzelbill]

5. she doesn't think I can handle my business in the kitchen

:)

[GOPisEvil]

3. I think I would pay to see gangsta muffins.

:D

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. Word.

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

6. Heeeee

You think that was an accident?

You're playing right into her hands...if you think about it, she can't lose. If you don't prove her wrong, she's right. If you Do prove her wrong, she eats -- and quite well.

Ain't life grand?

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

7. Peace!

Do you get a date if she likes your skillz?

[Wetzelbill]

9. 19, tall, blonde and has the sexiest voice on earth

so no, not a chance in hell. :)

[RetroLounge]

10. Start off by calling her "muffin"

and continue until it is her new nickname.

RL

[zonkers]

8. Seriously, how do you get a muffin to have that "just right " consistency,

like perfectly airy --- not like the uncooked goopy inside you get at Starbucks and not too dry like a stale coffee cake. It seems to be an art. I imagine humidity is a factor, no?

[Wetzelbill]

11. the other day I was gloriously right on the money

However, I think it was dumb luck. I better not blow it this time.

I place them in a plastic Ziplock bag after they cooled down a little, I zipped it about halfway shut and let the humidity condense in there just a little. It kept them perfect for the next day. Although, probably wouldn't be too good if they sat out for a few days.

[zonkers]

12. Ahhhhhhhhhh. Thank you.

[LisaM]

25. You don't over mix it, for one thing

True of most quick breads.

I have friends where the wife thinks she is the best cook to ever hit the ground running. In reality, much of what she cooks is perfectly awful - she is, for instance, the only person I've ever met who could get the five dozen cookies they say you can from the Toll House chocolate chip recipe. Once she went on vacation and left her husband a batch of little tiny muffins. We were visting him, and he went and got the container, telling us how she'd left him all these homemade muffins for when she was gone. Then he opened the container and showed us, and he said, "Dry as dust!"

[China_cat]

13. She's probably never had anything BUT

cookies by Keebler and hasn't got the taste buds to appreciate home made.

[Broken_Hero]

14. sounds good but what if

she was right? Maybe your cookies, and baking sucks!....





:) :rofl: I have nothing to judge your baking, until you mail some to me, so for all I know they tasted like frosted bricks....



:hide:

[Wetzelbill]

17. that was a solid try

but you aren't getting any. The girls I work with could probably charm me into robbing a bank, so let's just be glad I am only baking cookies and muffins. :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. "Yeah, that's how I roll."

pun intended? :hi: :rofl:

[radwriter0555]

20. That would be the ORIGINAL jelly roll, okay? The "O.J.R." for real,

you know what I'm saying?

[BlueStorm]

16. Well I just burned my fucking cookies...

So I ain't got no skillz whatsoever when it comes to cookin' in da kitchen.

Damn I need to get off the computer more.

BLue

[sakabatou]

18. Uh, the only muffin I'll touch is the choco-chip and blueberry

I hate the other flavors.

[radwriter0555]

19. Don't you be letting anyone be getting all up in your muffins honey, that

isn't right.

Cool her baking sheet BIG time in an ice water bath, you know what I'm saying?

[enigmatic]

21. You make some Hash Muffins and I'm there

A good way to start out the morning:)

[Wetzelbill]

24. you just had to go there

:)

[RevCheesehead]

22. Sucker.

:P

[datasuspect]

23. if you're gonna "g up" on the baking tip

you might want to rethink the use of the word "scoffed." the proper terminology would be "dis," "flexed nutz," or "popped off."

[zonkers]

26. Excuse me, bur we had muffins yesterday.