I hearby bequeath my Toyota Corolla to Midlodemocrat

[LynneSin]

This is, of course, if I happen to kick the bucket for the spinach I ate at lunchtime. I'm guessing I'm pretty much a goner because that's all the news talks about.

In return Midlo has promised to take in my cats Abbott & Evita and give them the good life they have come to expect.

Of course if I happen to survive the Spinach incident then we will revert back to my normally scheduled parting of the goods

[LSK]

1. can we make some quick trades on Fantasy Football?

If you start feeling queasy just give me your whole team. :D

[LynneSin]

3. Sure - you can have Donovan McNabb

he's having a great season. Rest of the team probably ain't that good though.

My stomach is churning a bit but I'll let you know when the attacks start

[LSK]

5. cool!!! Then I can sit McNabb behind Brady

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

7. Check the rankings- McNabb is #2 for fantasy football players

For some bizarre reason the Baltimore Defense is ranked #1

[Midlodemocrat]

2. YAY!!!! Now I don't have to buy that rotten kid a car!!

Yippee!!!


Not that I want you to expire, LynneSin. This is purely an economic delight. I will, of course, attend the funeral in black and sob the loudest.

[LynneSin]

4. This is only for spinach related deaths

everything else I told my nephew he could have my car

[Midlodemocrat]

6. But, my odds are great! With the rate the e-coli is spreading,

I really, really stand a chance!!!!



Not that I want you to expire LynneSin.

[LynneSin]

8. Well I have leftovers of the chicken in my fridge

It's a really great recipe - lots of garlic, oregano, lemon juice, olive oil! And after about 40 minutes in the oven you take out the chicken and toss in a bag of spinach underneath the chicken (and then put the chicken back into the pan) and add Asaigo Cheese overtop. Cook for another 10 minutes and you're done

Yummy!!

[Hugin]

9. I'm really sorry for your loss LynneSin...

Being well aware you aren't gone yet, but, I wanted to beat the rush.

;(

[taterguy]

10. Doesn't Toyota advertise on ABC?

Ditch the car now. You'll never be able to drive ABC bankrupt if you keep using products that advertise on that network

[LynneSin]

11. Anything I have purchased under the influence of ABC before that docucrap

doesn't count

Anyhow, oddly enough I blocked out all those channels and realized that I hardly watch anything on ABC. I don't even watch ESPN - I can get that information from the internet.

The only real sacrifice I'm making is I will no longer be watching "Lost". Anyhow, those TV shows with the weird plots usually starts to grow stale after 3 seasons (ie - Twin Peaks)

[taterguy]

12. Enjoy your SAAB or Peugeot

Off the top of my head those are the only cars that don't advertise on ABC and you're gonna have to replace your car eventually.

I don't have a good enough cable package to get ESPN so I'm joining your boycott without even trying

[LynneSin]

13. Yes but it's a Toyota and only have 50k miles

And those things will last up to 200k and I only put about 12k a year on my car. So factoring in those numbers (and provided I keep my car in good shape) I might have that car for another 12.5 years until I replace it.

And in our family, we keep cars until they die

By then American Airlines will have discovered a new form of transportation that will replace the use of everyday cars. And since we know American is planning on pulling their ads from ABC I'll be safe