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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:03 AM
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I might be dead by the time lunchtime is overwith
I had spinich in my Chicken Oregano.

I figured I'll take the chance and enjoy it since Spinach is one of the few vegatables I love eating

Wish me luck!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:05 AM
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1. Can I have your car after you expire? I need it for my daughter.
Thanks in advance.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:08 AM
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2. Only if you committ to adopting Abbott and Evita
My cats need a home and I know my mother won't take them (or if she does she'll force them to be outdoor cats)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:11 AM
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3. Well. Okay.
Hope Chessie and Kylie can adjust to cats.

They are outdoor cats, right?



:hide:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:12 AM
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5. Look, if you're going to toss them outdoors then you can't have the car
Perhaps you can have my collection of Philadelphia Eagles clothing and other paraphernalia!!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:17 AM
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8. Ooh, I see the e coli is already working its magic.
Your brain is deteriorating and you are getting hostile.


Leave the keys under the mat. I'll swing by and get the cats when I pick up the car!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:23 AM
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13. NO WAY
Not until you commit to giving my beloved kittens the pampered life they are accustomed to!
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:12 AM
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4. you like to live on the wildside dont you?
I will pray to the rapture gods that you make it at least until the next rapture date!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:12 AM
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6. Perhaps we're rapturing today
I posted my report on the Rapture index and it was blatently ignored
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:19 AM
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10. lately everyday is Rapture day
or so it seems!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:23 AM
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14. Sometimes, in order to rapture, you need to be very specific
with your partner about what you do and don't like ...

:evilgrin:
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:17 AM
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7. No way, Lynn!
If you had spinach for lunch you might get searing abdominal cramps accompanied by vomiting, fever, and diarrhea in the next 12-72 hours. This may or may not lead to death. Always look on the bright side! :D
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:18 AM
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9. Hey! You're ruining my chance to pick up a car for free.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:22 AM
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11. See it's all about Midlo
Edited on Tue Sep-19-06 11:26 AM by LynneSin
I just know she'll do horrible things to my precious beatiful kitties.

Look at these two wonderful kitties - do they deserve to be forced into a life of hardship just because their biped mommy ate spinach dispite all the warnings?




Look at Abbott's eyes - he's saying "Midlo, please give me a home inside and love me the way my late biped-mommy use to love me"
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:22 AM
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12. Have some pufferfish, too!
What the hell. Live dangerously!
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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:38 AM
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15. where did you get it?
Was this in a restaurant? I've tried to find fresh spinach--bagged or bunched--at the grocery store with no luck whatsoever.

I'll take my chances. I love spinach.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:40 AM
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16. It was actually bagged spinach I bought the day before
Those bags keep them fresh for about a week and I probaby should have tossed it but figured - nah, not me, it's the E.Coli ain't gonna get me this time.

Anyhow - I cooked it which should hopefully kill those suckers if they were hanging around. I mean geez, I was cooking with Chicken and that's scary for giving you nasty buggies if not cooked enough
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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:53 AM
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18. I'm sure you'll be fine, and I hope it was good
I can't wait until the stores decide it's safe to stock spinach again :silly:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:41 AM
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17. maybe not dead
maybe colossal diarrhea though
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951-Riverside Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 12:01 PM
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19. If you didnt wash them before eating you may be dead in 2 weeks
:D
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