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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 08:56 AM
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Gather 'Round Kiddies For Matcom's Joke O' The Day!
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN
A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
ARM"

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE; SHE DECIDED SHE
HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING
FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX.

:rofl:
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 09:11 AM
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1. excellent work
:rofl: :toast:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 09:12 AM
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2. Don't quit your day job
:D
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