Arrrr. Avast ye scurvy dogs and jackalspawn and walk the RabrrrrrrPlank

[Rabrrrrrr]

it be a plank what is 10 foot long, arrrrrrrr, and 2 foot wide, arrrrrr and extends from the port side of me ship over the water in a plane that be parallel to the plane of the ocean water itself (assuming fer the sake of ease o' the meth a localized mathematically flat section of ocean), arrrrrr, and perpendicular to the long axis of me ship, yarrrrr, until a mass - normally a mutinous bastard like yeself, arrrrr - is placed upon it causing both a torsional force to twist ye plank ever so subtly unless ye scurvy mutinous dog is able to maintain yer center of gravity perfectly over the center line of ye plank, and a moment arm with a magnitude of the mutinous dog's mass in kilograms multiplied by the earth's gravity acting upon him, God have mercy on his soul, multiplied by his distance in meters from the edge of the ship where ye plank be anchored and whar ye shipmates stand by to watch ye die, and of course thar be the slight bending caused by ye plank's mass times its own distances in a formula too complicated fer the likes of ye yard-arm raping pirates. Now get to work, dogs: thar by treasure to be found! Full sail, arrrrrr, ahead!!

[matcom]

1. you sound like you have a yeast infection

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. .

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I gets it from that pirate ZombieNixon, I does

yarrrrrrr

[ZombieNixon]

7. Arrr, it be a cold, not a scurvy yeast infection.

x(

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Arrr, tweren't no cold what be killed that whore you was with

ye be infected, lad, and done give it to me.

[ZombieNixon]

13. Avast! I be not even going to go therrrrrre...

:scared:

[Deep13]

2. It be talk like a pirate day.

Shiver me timbers.

[Lance_Boyle]

4. Arrr, matey!

A pleasure 'twould be to join with ye, soon's I'm done, yarrrr... polishin' me mizzenmast.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. ye've been polishing yer mizzenmast for a fortnight

it's time to come outta ye bathroom, ye jackal; it be polished enough for twenty men.

[underpants]

8. AARRRR!

[MrCoffee]

9. Arrr. Here be buccaneers, me hearties.

[taterguy]

11. PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!

[SOteric]

12. Aaaayyyyyyeeee be neither a scurvy dog,

nor a jackalspawn. Arrrrr, a pirate wench ayyyyeeee be.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Then prepare to be boarded, pirate wench, arrrrr!!!

:P

[jpgray]

16. This thread boreded me already

All a-bored!

:P

[SOteric]

17. That's because you're not a pirate wench.

One assumes.

[jpgray]

15. Cram your baggywrinkle up your own futtocks.

[SOteric]

18. CrrrrrrankyPants.

x(

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Arrrrrrrr. Ye said it, pirate wench.

Crankypants 'e is. Crankypants o' the worst kind.