May I request the company of the beautiful and classy Naughty Girls of DU?

[Guava Jelly]

To Honor this thread with their elegant yet sophisticated beauty?
I would love to put them on notice!
But to dishonor one of these breathtaking Lady's without including them on "the List" would break my heart and do a great disservice to so many wonderful DU treasures.

So I wonder if a lowly knight may request a conference with the breath taking Naughty Girl's of Du???
So I may respectfully and humbly put them on notice..
I await my fairest of maidens.
With eager eyes and a beating heart! :loveya:



(see thats how ya do it speedoo)
(they like to be all romanticized)
Shhhhhhh!! they will be here in soon!
:7

[LeftyMom]

1. maidens?

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

3. Yes Lady Leftymom

Will you humble our court?
may we add you to the list ?
:)

[LeftyMom]

8. I'm not a maiden!

Hey, here's me as a technical virgin in a princess hat, if that helps.

[Guava Jelly]

11. Guinevere is that you?

You must return to camelot and join our list!!

[6000eliot]

21. Not if you're a mom!

[frankly_fedup2]

61. LeftyMom, you got that one right. Are there any "Maidens"

Over 21 anymore? Thanks for the LOL.

[Taverner]

102. Iron Maiden? "Killers" perhaps?

I do loves me some Wrathchild...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear GoPsUx!

You rang?

How can I help you? Sweetie.......:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

4. By adding your elegance to our court!

May we put you on notice?
:)

[Book Lover]

5. You are such a flirt hound!

Which I say with all respect :-)

How was your weekend?

[Guava Jelly]

7. It was spent in tears for loss of such fair Maidens asLady Book Lover

Will you honor our court By being put on notice?
:7

[Book Lover]

14. *rofl*

Just Lady Book Lover will do - I gave up the maiden thing once I brought LittleBookLover into the world :-)

[Guava Jelly]

19. An air to the throne thou has brought into the kingdom.

But thou still are fair :)

[miss_american_pie]

6. So much for baby animal threads

:rofl:

"O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms?"

[Guava Jelly]

9. Just my Armour covered heart Ma Lady..I beg thee May I add the

Fair lady miss_american_pie to our list :loveya:
What?? :rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

10. ...

:rofl: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

12. did ya miss me??

you know you did its ok :) :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

13. I did

The world isn't right when you're posting fluff. :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

16. My lady is correct!!

but n a weird way it was kind of fun.( I mean i was terrorizing but still)
I figure i can throw in one of those every once in awhile :) just to freak out people . :)

[reyd reid reed]

15. Ooooooh....

I'm a sucker for purty-talk...I ever tell you that I'm a very textual woman?

Keep it comin' and I'm yours forever.

[Guava Jelly]

17. I beg thee fairest of maidens..May a humble knight escort a noble princess

toward the humble "on notice" list??
(maybe later. wink wink, nudge nudge say no more, say no more)

[reyd reid reed]

30. Oooooh...

later?

*sigh*

'tis the story of my life. Good thing patience is one of my many virtues.

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

18. Textual?? That's gotta be a typo

You typed a T instead of an S. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

24. Another maiden crosses my path!!

Consider yourself"on notice"

[lizziegrace]

26. Oh my.

[reyd reid reed]

28. *ahem*

Hey...a gal's gotta be at least a little subtle.

After all, 'subtle' is my middle name.


Hey...you don't have to laugh THAT hard...c'mon...get up off the floor

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[lizziegrace]

29. Subtle is good

:)

















Sorry, I've dying here! :rofl: ahem. I'm okay. Really, I'm fine. Honest. :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. I'm here.

Now what do I do?

[Guava Jelly]

23. My Fellow (naughty girl)Knight has joined our court!

I dub thee madam sir Haruka knight of the du kingdom May we add the noble Haruka to our list ??So she herself may aquire a naughty girl ?
:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Yes, you may.

I wouldn't mind acquiring a naughty girl. LionessPriyanka has offered to help me find one and Bi_Baby, LostinVA, and NWC1981 have all offered to make out with me at a Dunkin' Donuts in Brooklyn.

[Guava Jelly]

27. Thank you Haruka Night and naughty girl .

I couldn't think of any nicer ladys to make out with! You lucky knight you!!

[Fuzz]

22. Searching . . .

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!
GALAHAD: What is it?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight
to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the
first time we've had this problem.
GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty
person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we
have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You
must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you
may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me.
And me.
And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.

[AirmensMom]

31. 'Tis duty hath kept me away, galant knight.

But hath returned verily with MissHC and MissJoani to thy awaiting chamber. Tho maid we be not, we pray be welcome in thy conference.

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

32. finally my 8th maiden appears

:)

and for you

[AirmensMom]

36. Hast put me at the tail end?

:cry: Doth duty relegate all to least importance? Alas! On the morrow, shall I arrive to conference early, when the sun emerges o'er the horizon. And shall not leave again, till the lord of comcast exile me.

[Guava Jelly]

39. O fairest of the fair !!!!!!!!!!!

I did not wish to disrespect such a fair maiden by assuming she would even consider joining my lowly list.
And placement doesn't suggest favor :)

[AirmensMom]

44. Dost flatter me, my lord!

Forgive my flawed assumption. 'Tis an honor to join thy list, lowly or otherwise. :P

[MissHoneychurch]

47. Hold on a second!!!!

I am not on that list!!! Something is terrible wrong here

*walks away sulkin*

[AirmensMom]

54. Methinks a second list shouldst appear.

One with MissHC and MissJoani at top, or other place of honor. Wouldst the galant knight exclude such fair *ahem* maidens for lack of billboard space? Nay, I say! Smite the billboard till there are two! Let there be no end to fair maidens of DU! Take note, knight!

[Guava Jelly]

63. The list will Appear!!

I love all the fair maidens
But soon I must retire!
As to build up my stamina!!!
http://www.shipbrook.com/onnotice/
I would hope other brave nights would assist the list Because I am weary from slaying dragons.
And must retire.

[AirmensMom]

64. The brave knights and fair maidens salute you.

Rest well. There will be dragons left to slay in the morning. :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

60. you are on the list actually

And always have been :)
This is a prototype list
To be appended later.
Hell mhc you were on the list months ago :)

[MissHoneychurch]

62. You just saved your ass

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

71. My list is short will others join my kingdom

:)

[QuestionAll...]

33. I haven't been a girl a long time now.

how boyish are you?

[Guava Jelly]

35. if 40 is boyish...then count me in :)

:hi: I don't believe we have met :)

[QuestionAll...]

38. nice to meet you.

always childlike here. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

52. nice to meet you also :o)

:)

[MissHoneychurch]

34. You may

:D

Wouldn't want you to forget about me .... I'm sorry I am neglecting you but it is all for a good case :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

37. And how could I!!!!!

And I understand.
And I am honored such a fair maiden entered my court!!
how ya doin hot stuff?? hope the usa is treating you well :loveya:

[MissHoneychurch]

45. Doin hot stuff???

I am hot myself!!!! Sheeeshh :rofl:





PS: I wanted to put a prove in this post but photobucket isn't allowing me to. See how hot I am? I am even burning up photobucket :hide:

[Guava Jelly]

48. Yes you are hot!!!

And I miss me some honeychurch
And I am so happy you are having a good time!!
Next time you come to America I will meet you!! i promise :)

[MissHoneychurch]

49. There you go

that is the right attitude :D

[Guava Jelly]

51. Hey!!!!!!! you are a cool lady!

And I envy all the lucky duers who get to meet you and i do enjoy the pictures!
:)

[MissHoneychurch]

53. I will post some more

once I am home. We took a bunch with MissAirmen and Joani, not all of them are for the public eyze though ..... {just saying :evilgrin:)

[Guava Jelly]

55. well as long as i am not considered public.

:evilgrin:
I do regret not meeting you though.
But damn it i will!!!!!!!!!You are to cool not to meet!!

[MissHoneychurch]

57. As said

I won't keep you away from the NYC meet-up. I would even let you sleep in the same bed ..... Did I just say that aloud?????

[Guava Jelly]

68. Hubba hubba

I may actually score a beautiful fair maiden :)

[MissHoneychurch]

75. You think?

[Guava Jelly]

82. Hubba Hubba

you could loose the towel :evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

85. No I could not

it would reveal too much. And beside I was all wet and was getting dry again. So it was benefitial for me :D

[TOhioLiberal]

40. Late to the party again I see...

...Story of my life I tell ya! :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

41. nah just in time homey

how ya doing?

[TOhioLiberal]

46. Gettin better...

...feeling a little down tonight. I could use some cheering up. :(

[Guava Jelly]

50. Hey mondays normally suck!

I am sorry you are bummen
Feel free to pm the details if ya want.
I have about 40 minutes of awake time left in me right now.
So it may be tomorrow before i reply

[TOhioLiberal]

58. PM sent...

...I'll save the rest of the lounge from my whineings.

[In_The_Wind]

42. Your request is granted.

And how doth this young Knight GoPsUx wish to honor me?

[Guava Jelly]

43. How can I begin to honor you when the honor is all mine?

:)

[In_The_Wind]

56. Alas

I shall depart your company as I have just noticed that you forgot to include to include me.

I shall return to speedoo who has proven himself to be wise and honorable. Farewell GoPsUx.

[AirmensMom]

59. Psssst, galant knight!

Look here ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5638821&mesg_id=5639539

Say thou learned it from me and I shall deny it to the death. :P

[Miss Marmelstein]

65. Well, I suppose I'm no longer a maiden.......

however I have been told on numerous occasions (last night)
that I am a naughty girl.










A very naughty girl! :blush:

[Guava Jelly]

70. I beg to differ fair lady Marmelstein

Consider yourself on notice :)

[Guava Jelly]

66. Good night all!!!!!!!

I Do love me some naughty girls!
And that is truly an endearing term!
I wish to thank you all for being my friends.
And i look forward to flirting w/you later
:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

67. Hey, darlin'!

Naughty SeattleGirl checking in. And BTW, along with the romanticizing, Naughty Girls, at least this one, like some naughty stuff too.

[Guava Jelly]

69. Hello my whip cracking maiden!

I am glad you decided to join our court
And consider thee on notice
:hi:

[joneschick]

72. I'm late as usual.........

I crashed out early last night. but, pray good Sir, would you carry my favor in tourney?

[Guava Jelly]

80. Never late :)

I will add you to the list tonight when i get home
:)

[wildhorses]

73. you called, kind sir?

and how may I be of service....:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

74. Oh there comes quite a bit to mind

:evilgrin:





:hi:

[wildhorses]

76. Hiya MissHoneybutt

how are you and where are you today? :loveya::hug::hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

77. Still with MissAirmens

Joani and I will leave Thursday to NYC

We still go over to the Gazebo almost daily and grill Marshmallows :D

[wildhorses]

78. great pic!! thanks for posting it. Looks like ya'll are having

a wonderful time. :hi: and :grouphug:

I have my nephews this week. Their Mom fell Sunday night and broke her kneecap. She will have surgery on Friday. Her Mom is flying in from Washington (state) on Thursday. I will keep them until then.

Any prayers and possitive vibes would be greatly appreciated :rofl:

I am taking the week off...

[MissHoneychurch]

79. OUCH

best luck and a lot of good vibes to her!!!!

Hope your nephews don't drive you nutz :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

81. By joining my humble list

:evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

87. glady, my knight.

if ever you require for my further assistance....:evilgrin:


edited to add a smidgeon of naughtiness to the grin:P

[BarenakedLady]

83. Damn

I'm always late to the party, even when I'm not invited. ;-)

[Guava Jelly]

84. Well you just made the list

I will update it tonight :)
How could i turn down that eye?

[Dangerously Amused]

86. The Queen of Lame Copycat Threads bids you Good Day.

[Guava Jelly]

88. Good day my fair Maiden

Will thou honor this lowly Night by joining my "on Notice" list
:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

89. Hey sweetcheeks!

Like any respectable Naughty Girl, I will do whatever it takes to get on any list of yours.

[Guava Jelly]

92. It wouldn't be a list without my sweetheart on it

:loveya:
I can only stay for a few minutes
I will post the new on notice pics when i get home from getting my choppers cleaned :7

Hopefully i can catch you later :)

[datasuspect]

90. YOUR "LOOKIST" REMARKS ARE AN AFFRONT

to those women who don't share in society's perception of beauty!!!!!

GoPsUx protest: 1:30, parking lot of granola hut.

[Lilith Velkor]

91. HEY I'm POSTIN' here!

:hi:

So what the fuck am I bein' put on notice for?

[Guava Jelly]

93. For being a naughty girl thats what

You made the list missy!!!!

[LadyoftheRabbits]

94. Does a NGIT count?

:loveya: :blush: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

95. Why yes M'Lady

and thank you for gracing my thread.
You are ON NOTICE!!
:)
(I'll be back around 5:30-6:00 to update :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

96. Ok YOU ARE ON NOTICE!!!!!!!

My fairest of maidens






NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRLS
God i just :loveya: them :)

[Guava Jelly]

97. kick for naughty girls

:)

[BarenakedLady]

98. Woot!

I have official arrived!

:woohoo:

[Aristus]

99. Wow! Look at all the Naughty Girls!

:popcorn:

[Wetzelbill]

100. right now they are all hangin' out with me

maybe later though. :)

[LostinVA]

101. I'm afraid I don't play for the right team...