So, how many of YOU go to the store in your studded, bejeweled jumpsuit?

[ForrestGump]

I don't make a habit of it, but occasionally I'll run in for emergency food in the wee hours before I get my work garb off. Even in Las Vegas that results in a few photo opportunities with insomniac or graveyard-shift locals. :D

[FuzzySlippers]

1. It's hard work being Elvis.

:D

[ForrestGump]

8. An Elvis' work

is never done.

[Guava Jelly]

2. shit doesnt everyone

Thank ya ..Thank ya very much
:)

[ForrestGump]

9. I knew that the power of

that guitar was going to alter you. :D

Rock on, baby!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

3. Elvis impersonators are like priests

they're giving that live performance.
Haven't you seen the small film "Mondo Elvis"?
That's a quote from Artie Mentz the Elvis impersonator.

Like a priest, you always got to be available when the masses need you, man.

[ForrestGump]

10. That's true

People even want us to marry them. To each other, I mean.

Haven't seen the film, though. But there's a film about impersonators -- Almost Elvis -- in which a scholar makes the same comparison.

I'm a Presleytarian. :-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I get so busy I shop while still covered in the blood of the innocent

and trailing behind me the tears and wails of the eternally scorned and other lamenters.

But then, mine is pretty much a 24/7 job and I can't expect my secretary to always be there to go grab me a snack, you know? I mean, it's gotta have its own feeding time.

[idgiehkt]

6. rofl

it hurts, it hurts

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

11. I didn't know that you

worked for the IRS... :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. It's my secret shame

:cry:

[u4ic]

5. With or without tattoos?

:D

[ForrestGump]

12. Shut up and kiss me, you fool

:P

I am branded. And I like it that way!


With apologies for both "shut up"and "fool," of course...I ain't gonna apologize for the "kiss me" part, though. :D

[Left Is Write]

7. Jumpsuits are SOOOOOOOOOO 70's!

:P

[ForrestGump]

15. Oh, yeah?

Well, you should know.... :P



:D

[Left Is Write]

31. Where on earth did you manage to find that ugly woman?

[Random_Australian]

14. No, but I do go down to the store like THIS: (Rare pic of R_A alert)

[ForrestGump]

20. That IS, indeed, appropriately random

:D

And very functional, especially with the holy ozone layer thereabouts...

[Random_Australian]

21. Meh- I'm from rural Australia, I'm allowed to wear that stuff. :)

[In_The_Wind]

16. I don't have a studded, bejeweled jumpsuit.

x(



But I do have lots of leather. :evilgrin: I haven't walked into a store wearing just a thong under my chaps but I hear that's acceptable attire in south Florida.

[ForrestGump]

22. Yep, my usual garb is leather

Only because I do all my errands via motorcycle and hardly ever get out of the house these days unless I'm in leather or Elvis stuff.

I don't have a leather thong, though. :D

[buddhamama]

17. I should have listed

this in the "I haven't..." thread from a couple of weeks ago.

i can relate to your experience/s, though.

on the few occasions i have gone to grocery store with my wings out, it has caused quite the stir. ;) :D

i spend a lot of time explaining to people that i am a Faery not an angel, and one who (apparently) loves food!

[ForrestGump]

23. I love it!

And I think you're angelic, and even more so because you tote food along with you. :D

Nice wings!

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. Well, no, but the worst thing I've worn to the grocery store late at

night is sweats. :P I try not to make a habit of it. :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

24. Well, I can tell you that you have many times given me a good

case of the sweats. :D

[meegbear]

19. Only when I'm feeling FABULOUS!

Here's a little number I lent to Libby and he never returned it!

[ForrestGump]

26. Oh my goodness!

I never knew that he died because the giant Audrey II plant from Little Shop Of Horrors ate him! :o

:scared:

[Broken_Hero]

25. not me

I gave up those things years ago...:( :hi:

[ForrestGump]

28. You should have held on to them

They'll be back in fashion any time now. :D

:hi:

[Broken_Hero]

30. I couldn't

somebody stole them!!














Just kidding...:hide:

[Mutley]

27. If I had one

I would surely go to the store in it.

:D

[ForrestGump]

29. That's the spirit!

Plan ahead, though -- make sure you don't need to use the bathroom for the next several hours...not an easy task. :D