I rule!!
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:53 PM
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I just succeeded at the highly improbable task of getting milk at ten to eleven on a Sunday night! :bounce:
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:54 PM
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1. Did you break into a farm?
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:56 PM
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3. No cows were molested in the execution of this mission!
I just caught the Pakistani-run garage just before it closed. They literally turned the lights off as I got back in my car! Gotta love those Asians - they keep their stores open hours after the natives have given up. :7
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:59 PM
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11. You wouldn't have a chance here
at this time. Especially not on a Sunday. :(
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:07 PM
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21. So what do you do when you run out of rizlas and doritos at 3am?
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:04 PM
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18. 24 hour tesco is out there with cows in the aisles
for your milking pleasure. :-)
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:55 PM
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2. at what time does the cow normally give milk?
:evilgrin: and how did you coax her into giving it at 10 till 11 on a sunday night? :hi: aA
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:57 PM
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5. By whispering sweet nothings in her ear
Just like this:
:D
:hi:
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Sun Sep-17-06 11:20 PM
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27. Um, Boo? I don't see you getting a whole lotta milk from that cow.
Please tell me you didn't try to milk it yourself. :scared:
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Mon Sep-18-06 03:45 AM
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32. You appear not to have noticed that that isn't even me
I am nowhere near that pretty.
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Mon Sep-18-06 12:19 AM
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29. To paraphrase Laura Bush (never thought I'd do that) "It was a boy cow."
Billy, anything that came from that lovely specimen if bovinicity* you really shouldn't be drinking. *a word I think I just made up
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Mon Sep-18-06 03:47 AM
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33. I didn't say this is EXACTLY how it happened
You people are way too literally minded. :P
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:56 PM
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4. that's quite an accomplishment
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:58 PM
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I really did! :rofl: I didn't even have to go very far. :D :loveya:
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:00 PM
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a story to tell your grand kids
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:58 PM
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6. I found it fairly easy myself.
I simply walked to the fridge, openned the door, picked up the milk. :eyes: :P
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:59 PM
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Edited on Sun Sep-17-06 04:59 PM by billyskank
which culminated in me opening the bottle of milk and savouring the aroma that emanated therefrom. :puke: It was at this point I declared a Milk Emergency. :)
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:03 PM
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17. My favourite was the time I poured the milk onto the last of the cereal
at breakfast one morning...it came out as a small quantity of clear liquid, followed shortly after as a lump of whitish solid. Not what a delicate T.J. needs first thing in the morning.
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:04 PM
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19. I think that must have been unattended a while
Why can't milk be more obvious, like turn green or something when it's gone off? That would be much more useful. :)
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:58 PM
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7. I see most people assume you got the milk from a cow.
:evilgrin: Just kidding. :hi:
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:01 PM
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:07 PM
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22. I wouldn't expect any less from you, my dear Jamastiene
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:10 PM
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23. Finding milk at that hour on a Sunday night is very rare.
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Sun Sep-17-06 04:58 PM
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9. Why is everybody assuming it came from a cow?
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:02 PM
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14. I refer the honourable gentleman to the quip that Jamastiene made earlier
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:00 PM
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of course you rule but that is an extra special ruler-ship. :bounce: :hi: :thumbsup: :loveya: :hug: :yourock: :headbang:
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:02 PM
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I thank you. :hug: :loveya:
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:30 PM
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24. Wow. It's only 6:30 PM here.
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Sun Sep-17-06 05:32 PM
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There is someone on this board who can't stand milk-drinkers! He could be lurking!
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Sun Sep-17-06 09:19 PM
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26. What, you don't have 7-11's in England?
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Mon Sep-18-06 03:42 AM
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And not in bedford. :P :hug:
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Mon Sep-18-06 08:02 AM
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The 7-11 is Always open round here for all our milk buying needs. :D
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Mon Sep-18-06 12:14 AM
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28. Grocery Stores are open till midnight
and it's pretty easy to find 24-hour convenience stores here. :D
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Mon Sep-18-06 03:44 AM
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31. Ah, but you live in civilisation
Where people expect service and stuff. This is Europe. :D
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Mon Sep-18-06 06:36 AM
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:rofl: I remember really, really missing 24hr stores when I was in France . :)
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Mon Sep-18-06 04:57 AM
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34. I could have told you that without you having to go out for milk!
Silly! ;) :rofl: :hug: :loveya:
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Mon Sep-18-06 05:04 AM
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:hug: :loveya: It is nice to know I haven't lost the foraging skills though. :7
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Mon Sep-18-06 05:07 AM
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36. You would come in quite handy around here... as I frantically look
for ingredients to turn into a nutritious school lunch. :D :hug:
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Mon Sep-18-06 05:16 AM
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37. You know I would love to help you
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Mon Sep-18-06 07:59 AM
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39. I won't dispute that fact.
Dude ~ You are awesome! :thumbsup:
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Mon Sep-18-06 08:00 AM
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40. Yes, you do....and you're good at finding milk too!
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Mon Sep-18-06 08:04 AM
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42. You sure do, sweet thing
but it has nothing to do with your milk-procuring abilities. :D :hi:
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