FOUR fans show up for NKOTB's Jordan Knight's CD signing party at Wal-Mart

[Human Torch]

http://www.idolator.com/tunes/jordan-knight/jordan-knight-hosts-the-saddest-cdsigning-party-of-all-time-201058.php

If you were ever a fan of New Kids On The Block--or you're taking any sort of prescription anti-depressant--you may not want to look at these pictures, which show former NKOTBer Jordan Knight holding a record-release confab at a Wal-Mart, only to be greeted by a total of four fans. Through it all, the poor guy keeps smiling, proof that he hasn't lost his instinctive boy-band reflex to keep hangin' tough.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. He's not dead?

Huh, doesn't that beat all?

[Scout1071]

2. A modern day Spinal Tap.

One of my favorite scenes is when nobody shows up at the album signing and Paul Shaffer's yelling "just kick me in the ass" while he's bent over the record rack.

So sad.

[hatrack]

3. "I'm not asking you, I'm TELLING you! Kick my ass for a man!!"

:evilgrin:

[Human Torch]

8. "Do me a favor...kick a MAN in the ASS"...

...classic scene in a movie with about a GAZILLION classic scenes. An all-time favorite.

:toast:

[Initech]

14. Somehow I dont think NKOTB lost as many drummers...

:evilgrin:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. Damn.

I used to be a NKOTB fan. But nowadays, I tend to keep that in the past.

[Jamastiene]

5. Ha, you admitted that?

Gotta love someone with the intestinal fortitude to admit they liked a group that was considered Teeny Bopper music. Hey, I'm not ribbing you without making my own admission here. I liked Menudo a long long time ago.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

7. I was 9 years old.

[Montauk6]

6. I'm sure the same fate awaits all the current flavors-of-the-month.

At least Wahlberg seems to have moderated rebounded with his acting career.

But, I've gotta wonder what kind of publicist team handled this train wreck. Did he go on any radio/TV shows beforehand?

[Human Torch]

10. I seem to remember him doing that several years ago...

...and it was a classic case of "If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?" He was everywhere, then he was nowhere. This is sort of like "Nowhere: The Sequel."

:evilgrin:

Looks like Justin Timberlake's the only one who made it out of the boy bands, and that's only because Michael Jackson's seems to lost the ability to be Michael Jackson.

:toast:

[Montauk6]

12. For a while, it looked like Ricky Martin had some steam

But yesterday's news from Menudo quickly became yesterday's news on his own.

[Lavender Brown]

9. And he was one of the popular ones

I guess nobody would show up for Danny.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. He and the rest of those assholes symbolize everything rotten and

despicable about the current music industry and American "taste".

The shyster, fake piece of shit deserves to only have four overweight, low-self-esteem ignorant clods show up at a record signing.

I have respect that he had the decency to sign the records for those who did show up - that shows class - but I'm glad he is suffering this humiliation; and suffering it so publicly.

[zonkers]

13. I'm not a fan but good for him for being gracious. 4 or 400, That's

how a real entertainer does it.