It's OFFICIAL!! JESUS Was An APACHE INDIAN !!

[matcom]

:rofl:



It is said that the Native American lives everyday in thanks to the Creator for all He bestowed… the earth, sky, seas and the greatest gift of all, His sacred son. In an exclusive first-ever collection from Hawthorne Village, the joy and wonder of the Nativity is depicted in the Nativity of The Christmas Star, which reflects the miracle of the spiritual night on which the Son of Man was born.

This fully sculptural, heirloom quality Native American style Christmas Nativity set is handcrafted and hand-painted to capture the exquisite details of Native American style motifs and symbols. Starting with the Holy Family and followed by the illuminated Creche with two FREE sculptural lambs, this inspiring collection creates an inspiring reminder of this holy night. High demand is expected for this market first unique Christmas decoration idea. Order now!



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This exclusive collectible Native American style Christmas nativity set collection from Hawthorne Village features:

• Native American inspired nativity set available as an exclusive first-ever collection from Hawthorne Village

• Creche is illuminated to enhance the scene's glowing beauty and it's adorned with real feathers and sculpted simulated beadwork

• Meticulously handcrafted and hand-painted to capture exquisite details and Native American style motifs and symbols


• Two collectible fully-sculpted lambs are yours FREE and delivered with Issue Two, the Creche

• Complete with hand-numbered Certificates authenticating your collectible as a Hawthorne Village original

• Creche measures approximately 12-1/4" H x 10-1/2" W




Buy This Item Now: Native American Style Nativity Of The Christmas Star Nativity Set Collection
Item No. 917056
Hawthorne Village Price: $49.95 US Each Issue + s&s $7.99
3 installments of $16.65

[LynneSin]

1. I thought Jesus was of European heritage??!!!!

[matcom]

2. OBVIOUSLY you were wrong

:eyes:

TWO FREE LAMBS!!!

TWO!!

[xchrom]

20. and i quote:

''Two collectible fully-sculpted lambs are yours FREE and delivered with Issue Two, the Creche''

[Arugula Latte]

3. Jesus was blonde and blue-eyed. And he spoke English.

Or, rather, he spoke American. And he believed in helping the rich get richer. And he would have supported tax cuts for wealthiest upper one percent of the country, just like our Dear Leader does.

Also, Jesus actually did not have a beard and sandals. He was clean-shaven and he favored chinos and golf shirts.

[LynneSin]

4. Jesus loves war

:crazy:

[Arugula Latte]

10. Jesus would not cut and run.

Jesus would stay the course. He'd fight the terrorists over there, even though he was making more and more terrorists each and every day. Jesus was no peacenik. He loved bombin' and shootin'.

[LynneSin]

12. And Jesus does not believe in Mercy

for anyone who isn't white skinned like him or doesn't profess faith in him even though Christianity technically did not exist until decades after his death

[Anarcho-Socialist]

19. Jesus was a carpenter - a small businessman

He would have been all for tax-cuts and for a pro-business fiscal and monetary policy. He never had long-hair he had a good American short haircut. He recognised the poor people for what they were, lazy bums! On the sermon on the mount he told the poor to get a job!

He was totally against helping the sick. Why should Godly folk pay taxes to subsidise others because some people had leprosy (they probably sinned anyway)?

He also preached to hate your neighbour and kill your enemies, just to prove you're not gay.

This is all true based on what RW Christians seem to believe in.

[idgiehkt]

5. wow.

that's completely fucked up.

[matcom]

6. C'mon!

It is ADORNED WITH REAL FEATHERS!!!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

7. Not to mention, it includes TWO SCULPTURAL LAMBS --

FREE!! :woohoo:

FREE I tell you!

[Xipe Totec]

8. Yes, but you get no ass

or ox.

Bummer!

[Arugula Latte]

9. Hey, I get plenty of ass ...

ba-dum dum! *hits cymbals*

[Fenris]

11. I'm holding out for the Hmong nativity.

:loveya:

[catmandu57]

13. Does heirloom quality mean

that this wasn't put together in an asian sweatshop by slave labor?

[matcom]

14. put together by Apache deciples directly related to Christ

:rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. No, it means the children will throw it away after the owners die.

"Heir" means air, "Loom" means the odd sound it makes as it flies throught the air having been flung in the general direction of the dumpster by an angry and dissapointed heir.

[bmbmd]

16. Of course he is an Apache.

Here he is with the boys in the band in the music video that proves it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q

[trof]

17. Cowabunga!

Jesus say:
"Paleface speak with fork-ed tongue."

[texanwitch]

18. Jesus is a lot things.

Check out the website:



www.jesusoftheweek.com


Jesus is a lot things to a lot of people. Some of them very strange.

[jeff30997]

21. LOL! Thanks for the link !

I really needed a good laugh.

Oh boy! A Jesus cake!!!

[texanwitch]

22. Look the candles in his hands and feet.

Poor Jesus is smiling, who would bake a cake like that or eat it.

[ElboRuum]

23. Lots of ifs here so bear with me...

If there is a God...

And if this God impregnated a carpenter's wife...

And if this pregnant carpenter's wife really gave birth to Jesus...

And this kid Jesus really was the Son of God...

And if Jesus was getting us all hip to this "be excellent to each other" vibe...

And if this vibe was to get people to start seeing beyond themselves...

And if this getting people to start seeing beyond themselves was another way of ending human stupidity...

And if he died to make sure the whole idea went through to become big...

And if he is, right now, as we speak, sitting at the right hand of God looking down on us...

I would have to imagine that one of the divine acts he would have asked his father to perform was to inspire the guy who invented Tylenol.

I imagine he guzzles it by the truckload. I wonder if UPS delivers that far.