Limerick time ... I'll start

[johnnie]

There once was a man named Bucky ....

[Bucky]

1. who didn't know...

how to rhyme

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Without getting the thread locked!

[johnnie]

3. Well, I thought it would be fun

I saw this done before and it was pretty funny. This one died after the first post..LOL. I changed the original post to go along with Bucky. Oh well.

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Died? Died, you say?!

I'll have you know I put like two whole minutes effort into my post. And it rhymed, even. And it had good metre besides!



= harumph =

[Dangerously Amused]

4. He got his hair dreadlocked,

...which lucky for him was no crime.



:7

[Name removed]

5. Deleted message

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[Sugar Smack]

7. Balls, said the Queen,

If I had two I'd be King
If I had four I'd be a pinball machine!

:D

[Aristus]

8. Help me finish this one:

A President named George W. Bush
Had his head so far up his tush
When they fell from the sky
He attacked the wrong guy
And...

What's next? :shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

9. ...he turned the Constitution into mush.

:shrug:

[SOteric]

14. And...

"shat his brains out in one massive swoosh."

[johnnie]

17. I love the word shat

I didn't know too many people used it. :)

[Arugula Latte]

10. I'll play:

There once was a man named Bucky
Who considered himself very lucky
'til he started to choke
on that damn Brazilian joke
...They buried him in Kentucky


Yeeeeah ... Not so great ...

[Road Scholar]

11. LOL Good one! nt

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

13. Well, heck. Thanks!

:hi:

[Callalily]

12. Okay . . . I'll try too!

There once was a man named Bucky
Who thought that his life was sucky
He met a fine girl
Who gave him a whirl
And now all the do is

I suspect that this is the direction you wanted your post go! Glad to oblige.

[SOteric]

15. There once was a man named Bucky...

Lone liberal of Paducah, Kentucky.
The 'Pubbies did test him,
But never did best him,
Forsooth, young Bucky was plucky.

[Zomby Woof]

16. There once was a poster named Grumpy

Whose sofa was orange and lumpy
She said "Zom, sit awhile"
Which of course made me smile
As long as I did not get jumpy!

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. ...

:rofl:

Nobody's ever dedicated a limerick to me before.

[johnnie]

18. Well

It was supposed to be that one person does the first line, and then someone adds the second and so on.

My original one was:

There once was a man from DU...


And then someone adds the next line and so on.

[SOteric]

20. Who caught a bad case of the flu

[johnnie]

21. He didn't have fun

[SOteric]

22. But he laughed at the pun

[johnnie]

23. And he spent the whole time in the loo

Fixed it

[SOteric]

24. "Bird Flu." Now he wished this darn bug would too.

[LiberalHeart]

19. The GOP explains exit polling numbers

There once was a popular pollster
Who carried persuasion in his holster
To change every "Nay"
Into a "Yea"
-- his client's agenda to bolster.

[bertha katzenengel]

25. My favorite Limerick. Not a continuation of your first line, though

a gray cat named Charley MacNab
took a trip to the Chesapeake by cab
he wound up in Waldorf
and lived on a small wharf
and spent his days fishing for crab

[swag]

27. I'll try again last night's deleted poem of mine,

this time with further sanitization.



The money I made ******* ***** (hoy hoy!)
Is mainly invested in stocks (hoy hoy!)
I ****** on some *****
and bought some bonds once
But now I just mainly suck rocks (hoy hoy!)



This sounded great on my front porch about five years ago with about 20 drunks doing the "hoy hoy!" part.

[Evoman]

28. There once was a man named Bucky

whose front teeth proved themselves quite unlucky
While trapped in a fire
He chewed through a wire
And the resulting million volts were damn sucky.


Actually...this limerick was quite "sucky"