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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 10:44 PM
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Mods - Why did you remove my post on
During a cabinet meeting, as they are going around the table with each person reporting on the previous day’s events in their respective departments, Donald Rumsfeld makes the following announcement:

“Three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday,” he says.

Immediately, President Bush puts his head in his hands and begins to sob.

“Oh my God,” the President mumbles.

The other cabinet members sit quietly, sneaking quick glances around the table wondering what in the world is going on. Finally, after a few minutes and wiping the tears from his eyes, the President looks up.

“How many is a brazilian?”

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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 10:46 PM
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1. DOH!!!
:banghead:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 10:46 PM
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2. Mods - would you pull this thread, pre-emptively?
:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 10:53 PM
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3. Mods -- Please tombstone XemaSab ...
:D

;)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 11:14 PM
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4. Oregonian -- Please lick the giant cactus ...
:P
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 12:08 AM
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5. Hey, this is Oregon. We don't have much cacti.
I will, however, lick a banana slug in your honor.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 12:20 AM
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6. ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkIM1WqCi0
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 12:22 AM
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7. bwhahaha I heart you
:D
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 12:44 AM
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8. Bastard!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 12:47 AM
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9. It was recursive




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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 01:11 AM
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10. The Jelly Fish are attacking....
Make them go away...
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 01:22 AM
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11. Please focus


Focus, and it will be alright.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-16-06 01:26 AM
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12. Thanks for talkin' me down, man....
That Brown Mesc musta been spiked with somethin'...
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 01:55 PM
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13. Kick
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 01:57 PM
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14. Brilliant!
:applause:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 02:55 PM
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15. GRRRR!!!! - ALERTED!!!!
:spank:

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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 02:57 PM
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16. DAMMIT I WAS SUCKERED!!!!
Man, I must be the biggest rube on eth planet. How come I didn't see this coming?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 02:58 PM
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17. *snort*
Yes, I know it's not lady-like to snort, but I just did. :rofl:
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