I just bought KY Jelly.

[graywarrior]

Guy at the register couldn't look me in the eye. Aaaaahahahahahahahahaha! What's an old dudette doing with KY Jelly, he thinks.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. IBTL.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:thumbsup: on you for buying the stuff.

[L A Woman]

2. What are you doing with Kentucky jelly?

Couldn't get any where you live? :shrug:

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. so uh...what were you buying it for?

hmmmmmm?

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

7. A cheap alternative to vaseline when doing a hair dye job?

[Deja Q]

4. That wuss!

I'd have looked him in the eye! :rofl: And then he'd kick the tar out of me...

IBTL!

[matcom]

5. that is ASSinine!

:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. omgomgomg.

:spray:




Do you have a date with Lukas planned? Wait, I didn't say that... :yoiks:

[graywarrior]

12. In my own sick little head I do.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. It's ok.

That's what fantasies are for. :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

16. Not for an obsessive compulsive pitiful lump of overwrought emotions.

[Left Is Write]

8. Well, you ARE allowed to carry it onto an airplane, after all.

[Deja Q]

10. Well, there's nothing terroristic about joining the Mile High club...

Unless the people are just a little too loud at the end and cause some, um, miscommunication...



IBTL!

[graywarrior]

13. Especially if it's "concealed."

[wildhorses]

9. i know....

geronimo made you do it!!

[rug]

11. You need to speak to MrCoffee.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5629175

[graywarrior]

14. LOL

Thanks for that!

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

18. It's a cactus-pulling party!!!

[bridgit]

17. pick up some'ah this stuff next time...

here's wondering if his head might explode :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

20. that stuff is the shit for diaper rash.

[bridgit]

21. hail mary full of grace, help me win this nascar race too...

http://www.nascar.com/2005/news/business/04/06/kcrosby_paste/index.html

[MrCoffee]

I'm not even kidding. It's waaayy better than Desitin.

[bridgit]

24. hey, if you're chaffed it's no laughing matter; Boudreaux's got the...

angle going on, holmes http://www.buttpaste.com :thumbsup:

[graywarrior]

25. When I'm ready for butt action, I will try it.

[MrCoffee]

26. eewwwww.

edited to add that i should probably get my mind out of the gutter and back onto the streets where it belongs.

[graywarrior]

29. Yeah, right along with me.

[MrCoffee]

27. i'm so glad that buttpaste.com is now in my browser history.

[bridgit]

41. i'm just happy to have been a small part of such gladness...

:-)

[gkdmaths]

42. Yeah, me too

Im still at work!

Oh, the IT girl will get a laugh out of that!

[bicentennial_baby]

44. ....

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

23. Now THAT is intriguing.

[cwydro]

19. well one thing it is good for

is stuck nuts

[graywarrior]

22. Almonds or pea?

[cwydro]

28. KAK!

Perhaps I should have said rusted nuts...:)

[graywarrior]

30. or bouncing balls

[xchrom]

31. colour me intrigued.

:smoke:

[cwydro]

32. Let's hope

that we don't get this perfectly innocent thread (I am sure) locked...

[xchrom]

33. they can lock it -- but -- bwahahahahahahahahaha --

they can't make me stop thinking it -- bwahahahahahahaha!

[cwydro]

34. but has she answered the 6 brazillion dollar question?

What WAS it bought for? Enquiring (read sick perverted) minds want to know...:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

35. Are you sure you can handle the TRUTH?

:woohoo:

[cwydro]

37. oh baby

I am braced and ready for the truth...B-)

[xchrom]

36. oh don't make me think about brazillions.

they make me hot....

[cwydro]

38. Kak!

Just the word brazillions makes me laugh...I can't help it....:rofl: . I am hot right now, but I think that is because i need to crank the AC up..

[YellowRubberDuckie]

39. We bought colors and scents durex condoms one day...

And the check out lady thought they were candles. :rofl: When she realized what they actually were, I swear, her beautiful dark brown skin turned beat red!
Duckie

[buddhamama]

40. *snort*

funny. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

43. I bought it along with a bottle of "capsules."