***A feminist joke -- about a fairy and an anniversary wish -- (FUNNY!)***

[Radio_Lady]

A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'S WERE OUT CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.


SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND SAID, "FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."


"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND" SAID THE WIFE. "THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND-- POOF--TWO TICKETS FOR THE QUEEN MARY II LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.


THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID:
"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME."


THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A WISH.... SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND



- POOF!- THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.


THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.


Ho, ho, ho.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. Pffffffffftttt.....

:rofl::rofl:

I admit, I didn't see that one coming.

:rofl:

[Radio_Lady]

4. I didn't see it coming either!

Thanks for the post, Writing Is My Religion!

[u4ic]

2. I got this in my email the other day

:D :hi:

[Radio_Lady]

3. Well, I got it today... and you got it a second time!