Anybody here really ENJOY having a cactus up your ass like me?

[fudge stripe cookays]

Personally, the chafing can become quite enjoyable after awhile.

It also means I don't have to gush over bad innuendo or threads begging to have breasts ogled.

[buddhamama]

1. i usually

carry mine around. but it is there should i need it. :thumbsup: :hi:

[fudge stripe cookays]

2. Tote bag or purse?

I find the tote bag to be a bit more roomy, should I need to remove the offending succulent for a few moments.

[tigereye]

3. ah

:rofl:

[buddhamama]

4. tote, definitely

i mean, the cactus is great and everything but, there are other things i need too.

[fudge stripe cookays]

6. See? There ya go...

If you need to swing by Whole Foods and pick up some Fair Trade coffee or organic aloe vera face scrub, you're all set! The tote is the shizzle.

[Mrs.Matcom]

5. OMG!

And I thought I was the only one!! :D

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[In_The_Wind]

8. I've never tried it.

I'll pass.

[Guava Jelly]

9. We got off on the wrong foot

Can we start over?
please ,please, please

[fudge stripe cookays]

11. This wasn't a poke at you.

It was a poke at a certain other DUer (in addition to an amusing copycat). She knows who she is.

Don't worry about it.

[Guava Jelly]

12. Well I am because I did and have been bothering you.

I really am a nice guy and not the pig i sometimes come off to be.
Yeah I flirt like nobodys business.And i do get carried away.
The ladies i flirt with I actually care about as friends.
Honestly it bothers me when I think people don't care much for me.
Because I think if you actually knew me..You probably would really get along with me.
but anyway.

[Benfea]

10. I don't care for all the bleeding. -NT

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. Hell, I was raised Catholic....

A cactus up the arse is nothing.

[Renew Deal]

14. You said it

Not me. :evilgrin: