Weird Homophobic Dunkin Donuts Experience Today

[La Lioness Priyanka]

So my gf and i went to dunkin donuts today for breakfast. She has been going to the same place for almost 1.5 years now. The women who work there are all from bangladesh and at some point a few weeks ago they realized that i speak the same language as them.

Anyhow this is the conversation that took place with one of them in Bengali:

DD Woman: WHO is she to you?

Me: errr (it was early in the morning and i was confused as to why she was asking...we were clearly holding hands and being all mushy so i didnt really even understand what she was going for)

DD Woman: Well she looks like a boy but could be a girl....so which one is she .... boy or girl?

ME: GIRL

DD Woman: then what are you doing with her?

ME: Err..... (and i realized i cant say DATING in bengali so i said i love her instead)

[Aristus]

1. What was her reaction to "I love her"?

n/t

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. not very much

but i was also very frazzled by all this and resolved to learn how to say "girlfriend" and " i am fucking her" in bengali...


so weird!

[Aristus]

7. Ooo! I'd love to be there to see her expression when you tell her

"I'm fucking her." That would be a sight to behold! :rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. Can you say "fuck you" in Bengali?

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. nope

i cant

[YankeyMCC]

24. You can't or

there's no equivalent Bengali phrase? That would seem to be a pretty unique shortcoming of a language. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. i cant

its difficult for me to say anything coloquial in bengali

its very much a formal language to me

i dont like speaking in bengali either...i dont feel very powerful in that language

[ZombieNixon]

26. There *is* an equivalent phrase, but

I'm not going to go there...swearing is taken much more seriously.

Ironically, my grandmother is the only one I know who's uttered it. I know what the words are, but I don't know the literal translation because my mother refused to tell me (this was ten years ago, and she still won't do it :()

[Deep13]

3. "Isn't it time for you to make the donuts?"

[In_The_Wind]

4. How did the DD employee react to your answer?

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. i dont know....it was too early and i was a bit shocked

also this whole interchange was going on in front of her...so it was ever weirder

[In_The_Wind]

10. I"ll never understand why some people can't mind their own damn business!

Maybe she was looking for inspiration for her life.

I hope you bring your gf to have a drink with us next Friday night.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. i will

i mean she's butch but CLEARLY a girl

i think the woman was deliberately trying to make me uncomfortable

[begin_within]

8. What's Bengali for "You should see what we do with the bear claws!"

[KurtNYC]

12. If this is the same girlfriend I met at the picnic in July then they are

just jealous (or should be).

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. yes, same girl

and i think she's the hottest girl ever!

ever!

[plcdude]

13. that reminds me of a joke

A guy goes into this resturant and as he is sitting at the counter next to this other guy, the other guy orders a hamburger. The waitress gives the order to the cook which they can both see from the counter and the big hairy greasy foul looking cook picks up some fresh hamburger meat and begins to make a patty. Just as he is finishing he takes his left arm and raises it up exposing a very hairy armpit places the unfinished patty of hamberger meat and flattens it by bringing his arm down and crushing the patty of meat between the inside of his bicep and his arm pit. He takes it out and throws it on the grill. The two guys look at each other in astonishment and disgust and call the waitress over. "Did you see what that cook did? My god I think I am going to vomit," the guy says. "O," says the waitress, "that is not so bad you should see how he makes donuts."

[wildhorses]

15. i bet you mean how he makes the

holes in the donuts:spray::puke::eyes::rofl:

[plcdude]

16. I was appealing

to the imagination of others Ms. Ben Wa

[wildhorses]

19. good lord man...

help me up out of this gutter....:rofl:



I am over here fricking LMAO

[plcdude]

20. so do you have plans

for this weekend?

[wildhorses]

21. well, we could .....er....um....damn...it all

i gotta man....*sheesh*

course 3 is an interesting number....


just sayin'

[bif]

17. Don't you live in NYC?

Aren't they used to that yet? Sheesh.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. yes i do

and this was in brooklyn

brooklyn is very dykey

[readmoreoften]

27. Oh there's plenty of homophobia in NYC. My GF can't go shopping...

for girly clothes with me. (She's Butch.) Every time we go there's a ruckus of some sort. Security gave her a bunch of shit today when we went. It's always the same bullshit. Very tiring.

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. Homophobia seems to be universal...

...:eyes: So what business is it of hers anyway? All you're doing is BUYING DOUGHNUTS.... You can go elsewhere if she doesn't want your business...

[XNASA]

23. Michelle Malkin supports DD.

http://michellemalkin.com/archives/005305.htm