I've discovered that if you are charming and stroke the egos of others

[jpgray]

You can get away with just about anything. Obviously I've never tried that -here-, but it works!

[billyskank]

1. I'm glad you added that

I was just about to ask, when did you start doing THAT? :rofl:

[jpgray]

3. Being charming is beyond my means on DU

Just achieving coherence seems a lofty goal at times. :P

[billyskank]

4. I look up to you

you're the one who invariably supplies the withering remark when such is sorely required.

[jpgray]

8. Was that an ego stroke?

:P

Which reminds me, I should add that for some people there's no artifice in being charming and making others feel good about themselves. Clearly I am not numbered amongst them. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. If you add smilies it works even better...

:hi: :grouphug: :bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

5. Well, it depends on the smilies...

x( :grr: :banghead:

:P

[Sugar Smack]

6. Oh, OBVIOUSLY.

Where've you been, boyo? B-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear jpgray!

Have you been watching me again?

:rofl:

[SOteric]

9. Yep, just about anything.

And if you have great legs and wear short skirts, you can get away with everything else.

:hi:

[billyskank]

15. Deletified

duplification

[billyskank]

16. But you wouldn't know anything about that

would you SOteric? :hi:

[SOteric]

21. *koff*

Perhaps.

[billyskank]

23. I have become mesmerised by your smiley

[jpgray]

17. I'll see if they have any in my size

[wildhorses]

10. it is the truth...and my boss just eats that shit up

you should see his minions run to him and slather him with hugs and kisses and start sucking up:puke:


while the rest of us are working our asses off trying to tend to the sick, hurt and


oh yeah















































the FUCKING by GOD DYING!!!!

[anarch]

11. strangely however, being charming and stroking the legs

of others, especially on the subway or in the line at the supermarket, doesn't seem to get you anything more than a slap across the face and sometimes a misdemeanor sexual assault charge...I don't get it. :shrug:

[BlueJazz]

12. Boy!...This is the coolest post I've read in a long time.

It figures that it would be posted by someone as Good-Looking
and Intelligent as You.

[jpgray]

19. How insightful of you to find that in yourself

You always go right to the heart of things.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. This is an incredible post! K & R!

[jpgray]

18. You always know the right thing to say

Where do you come up with your ideas? :loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Why, from you, of course!

:loveya: Back


:rofl:

[Deja Q]

14. Including stroking other things, no doubt?

:evilgrin:

[bicentennial_baby]

20. Nuh-uh...

I storke your ego all the time, and still, no pics... :cry:

[asthmaticeog]

24. You should post one of your *dreamy* pics!

:loveya: