How do men walk around with those things?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

Seems to me it'd be terribly annoying and inconvenient.

:shrug:

:popcorn:

:evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. ...

:rofl: I'm proud of you. :thumbsup:

And... I agree. Seems weird, no?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. Yes, ma'am.

:evilgrin:

[qnr]

3. No no no, how do you walk around? See, ours is kind of like a built-in

plumb-bob that helps us know which way is up... Without them, your equilibrium should be pretty darned bad... especially being front & top heavy to boot :hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. Hey, I know which way is up!

:P :P

[ZombieNixon]

4. Comfortable underwear.

The name of the game is swing room. :evilgrin:

(Uh, we are talking about the same thing, right? :P)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. Well, yeah.

Carrying packages is hard work.

Lifting boxes, and all that.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

12. Well, I know all about carrying packages...

:hide:

[ContraBass Black]

35. I must disagree.

I prefer support, as free swinging leads to unfortunate tangling incidents, and even excessive revelation.

[ZombieNixon]

51. Anything other than boxers cramps my er...style...

:hide:

[MiniMandaRuth]

5. .... Since i have a 'boyfriend' now, I'll ask him.

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

8. I don't think you're quite at that stage yet.

Maybe check it out Halloween night. :hide:

[MiniMandaRuth]

13. No comments needed from the peanut gallery.

Thank you.

[WCGreen]

16. Hey, watch that talk about Peanuts....

They are Brazillian in stature.....

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. Seriously?

:rofl:

[MiniMandaRuth]

14. Yep.

An uberly hot trombone player.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. Trombone players are never beautiful.

:P :P :P

The prettiest are pianists, obviously. :P

:evilgrin:

[MiniMandaRuth]

18. I like my guys feminine alright.

But he's a hottie. Gotta say it. He is.

Do you think it had anything to do with the fact that I wore a low cut shirt today? :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

34. *ahem*

I have two trombone players at home. Girly-poo and Bonehead.

I'll post pics of them tomorrow when I'm at home and can get to them.

[lost-in-nj]

25. You do!!!!!

is he the bandie???

Have Fun!!!!!

:bounce:

lost

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Well, obviously, my dear WIMR...........

If you'd grown up with those things, then you'd be used to them, now wouldn't you?

They probably wonder how we deal with breasts..........and periods!

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. I always say that I'd like to see a guy bleed for five days out of every

month. 'Twould be interesting. :evilgrin:

[texanwitch]

19. Men would make a big deal out of it.

They would get the week off from work, and brag about the bleeding.

[RetroLounge]

22. Anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

is not human... :rofl:

RL

[Hosnon]

57. Or naturally alive for that matter! nt

[Deja Q]

17. It can be, on occasion.

Especially when people only care to look at it and not help me with it.

[rug]

20. You may as well ask how a ship sails without a compass.

[speedoo]

21. You are aware, I assume, that is one of the classic lines from ...

"Seinfeld".

It's from the "The Hamptons" and it concerns "shrinkage". Here's part of the script:



George: I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me.



Jerry: So what?



George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...



Jerry: But...



George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was

cold...



Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.



George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!



Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.



George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete

misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.



Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?



George: What if she discusses it with Jane?



Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.



George: How do you know?



Jerry: Women aren't like us.



George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about

everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?



Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think

women know about shrinkage.



George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down

the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?



Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?



George: No.



Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...



Elaine: It shrinks?



Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!



Elaine: Why does it shrink?



George: It just does.



Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.



:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

23. I took it from there.

:evilgrin:

I LOVE Seinfeld.

[speedoo]

26. Me too.

But nobody ever talks about Seinfeld in the Lounge, and I was beginning to think I was the only fan.:scared: :scared:

What are your favorite episodes?

[Lautremont]

24. How else would we know where to go?

[seemunkee]

27. Personally I don't like the other option

considering I was born with it.

[Lethe]

28. i like walking around with it

and if you had one you'd like walking around with it too :P

[Left Is Write]

29. Briefcases? Beer bottles? Wing-tip shoes? What?

What are they walking around with that you have trouble understanding?

[Radio_Lady]

39. Nuts, you silly.....

[Left Is Write]

42. I know what she was referring to...

I was just feigning innocence for when the thread got locked.

Which I see it has not.

:D

[Radio_Lady]

43. Left Is Write, I should have put up the sarcasm emoticon...

:sarcasm:

But I have asked all three husbands that question. They walk around with THREE bulky items between their legs -- and all three have said, "No problem -- we wouldn't know any better!" (Unless they were castrated or submitted to sexual reassignment.)

In any event, my only question would be -- "How comfortable are those boxer shorts?" (My three hubbies ALL wear briefs.)

[ZombieNixon]

52. Boxers are very comfortable.

It's a matter of personal preference, though. Personally I find briefs restrictive. x(

[City Lights]

54. You have three husbands?

That means you're dealing with nine bulky items. My dear, you have my sympathy. :hug:

[Radio_Lady]

58. Hint: This was serial monogamy, dearest! Three items

at a time, is all I can handle.

Oops. I'm wrong.

Husband #3 -- who calls himself my "current" husband -- has only 2 1/2.

Explanation: He had mumps when he was a boy. So he has one plum-sized, and one grape-sized.

I've learned to love them, no matter what shape and size they are!

[Arkham House]

30. You can get used to just about anything...

...just get comfortable clothes and forget about it...well--as much as you can, anyway... Personally, I've never understood how women survive having long hair...and I know, men since 1965 can have long hair if they want, but it's still not the same, and mine has always been short...how do you ladies stand it, the itching and the discomfort and the summer heat with all that hair...?

[Ptah]

31. Sometimes the pressure is too much

[ghostsofgiants]

32. You get used to it.

We are talking about beards, right?

[texas1928]

33. Lots of adjusting and scratching.

[deucemagnet]

36. The trick is to not stuff it full of unecessary stuff...

...like ATM reciepts, business cards, phone numbers scribbled on cocktail napkins, etc. I find it best to carry a small credit card holder and to keep my cash in a money clip in my front pocket.

We are talking about wallets, right? :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. Yeah, I don't get it. I think they'd get in the way.

I've gone out while "packing" a couple times, but that's different and it would turn this into a s** thread.

[Monk06]

41. The trick is to avoid tripping over it and don't make bacon and eggs..

while naked from the waist down.

[izzybeans]

38. Rule #1 Don't wear biker shorts to class in third grade.

The teacher may call you to the board during one of "those" moments. Also a lesson for meetings at work. No biker shorts. Period.

Rule #2 Don't wear biker shorts when you are a grown ass man.

Just because...and only...ONLY...whenever you become a worldclass cyclist.

Rule #3 Find a side and stick with it.

Left or right only, the middle just doesn't cut it. Man-toe has gone the way of the centrist. Everyone will just point and laugh, otherwise-unless you are Tom Jones or any other known "stuffer"-than you faux-centrists can have all the man-toe your little "heart" desires. No shifting sides. This only causes confusion and perhaps one of "those" moments.

Rule #4 Scratching self is okay and necessary no matter what mommy says.

She won't understand.

Rule #5 Rule #2 is void whenever and wherever you must run, jump, or move swiftly from side-to-side if and ONLY if other tight fighting under garments are unavailable.

Jumping Jacks especially.

Rule #6 You are not Eddie Van Halen. And that is not funny. I don't care who you are.

"Forget all about that macho shit and learn how to play guitar!" The real one. Not THAT one.

[Floogeldy]

40. It is hard . . . I mean . . . difficult.

The problem is that the air gets cut off from certain areas and there is itching. :thumbsdown:

[meegbear]

44. That's why I wear boxer-briefs ...

they lift and separate for all around comfort.

[RedStateShame]

45. What, the cactus up my ass?

Why are all the threads picking on me today?!

[retread]

46. You carry a purse don't you? n/t

[WritingIsMyReligion]

49. It isn't up in the crotch of my pants, at last check.

:P

[undeterred]

47. you mean those HUGH

brains of theirs :rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

50. O yeah. Definitely.

:rofl:

[billyskank]

48. It is VERY annoying

Especially as mine serve no useful purpose. Be much better off with a simpler design down there.

[GOPisEvil]

53. Because the other option is not acceptable.

:shrug:

[Hosnon]

55. I could ask you the same question...seems boobs would get all up in my

shit.

[graywarrior]

56. Shit, try rolling over on them with an elbow.

[Bucky]

59. Here's a picture to demonstrate exactly how to walk around with it

See, this way, you don't get any shoulder bruises

also helps to hide things if your penis works its way out of your zipper

[NuttyFluffers]

60. that's why purses are better

Dooney & Burke or Coach, whichever shall I choose...