Porn star name?

[Flaxbee]

OK, I am addicted to Project Runway. So I also religiously read Project Rungay, which has a link to the outzonetv.com interview with Kayne who was auf'd last night ( http://blogs.outzonetv.com/breakoutnews/2006/09/questions_for_runways_kayne.php ). Part of the interview asks what his porn star name is, indicating that it is the combination of the name of your first pet (as first name) and the street you grew up on (last name).

Any takers?

I'm unclear if it's the first pet you were aware of as a child (say, a family pet or older sibling's pet) or your own very first creature you were able to choose; in my case they're different. And my childhood was split between two homes, so here goes. I think they're pretty good, considering I'm female.

My porn star names are: Taffy Conejo (Conejo means "rabbit" in Spanish) and
Cleo Carmody.

Lol!

[Redneck Socialist]

1. Boots Bennington

though it would be better with a little editing, say Boots Bangington. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Well, mine's no good....Quarter Lamont...

:P Anyone have any suggestions on how to improve that? :rofl:

Of course, Quarter was my first dog, but my first cat was Fluffy.... So Fluffy Lamont maybe?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. JC Monastery nt

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Isn't that where you got the BJBP?

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I'm confused...

I'm taking a guess at BJ being Blow Job, but what is BP?

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. Well...

It's Baby Jesus Butt Plug. I believe you're the owner of one... :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. No, I just talk about it a lot.

I really want one as a conversation piece for my sacraligious altar.

[RedStateShame]

4. Bo Pritchardsville

[SKKY]

6. Buster Krafty...

...You can't beat that with a stick!!!

[Beaverhausen]

7. Taffy Bridgewater

How about Sugar Crestline?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Zorro Polidoro

Nice name for a Latino stud! :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. You know what they say about Zorro and his sword...

:evilgrin: :rofl: :hi:

[Zavulon]

11. Spiro Eastlake.

It was actually "East Lake Road," I had to combine the two. "East" would be a lame middle name for a porn star.

[billyskank]

12. Muffin Lancers

:hide:

[Flaxbee]

13. you ARE kidding, right?

lol!

[billyskank]

14. Sadly not

:blush:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. There's a road by me simply called "Whaleback Waddy"

What kind of porn name could that be turned into?

[Madrone]

25. There's a road here called Gobbler's Knob.

Umm...okay.

[mikeytherat]

16. Hercules Fountain!

:woohoo:

mikey_the_rat

[LeftyMom]

18. Bob Marysville Boulevard?

:rofl: Yeah, that doesn't work.

[deadparrot]

19. Holly Brockwood.

Meh. :shrug:

[Elidor]

20. Baranoff Davies

I don't know what to think about that.

[TheMightyFavog]

21. Zoomer County Trunk B

Doesn't really work for me...

If I were to use the street I live on now, it would be Zoomer Reserve.

[KeepItReal]

23. Pecks Alba

:-)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

24. Cyndi Fincle Green n/t

[Madrone]

26. Cuddles Lovers Lane

In my defense, the dog was already named when we got her, and yes, I really DID grow up on Lovers Lane.

[ok_cpu]

27. Sammie Bellflower n/t

[u4ic]

28. Scooter Epton

must be the pizza boy...:shrug:

[Redstone]

29. Pupdog US Route 2...Doesn't quite work in my case.

Redstone

[av8rdave]

30. I heard it was state capitol and street you grew up on

In that case, I would be Austin Hazzard, which I think would really sell.

Wishing I grew up on Ironwood Street...

[Lumily]

31. Samantha Knollwood n/t.

[cwydro]

32. KAK!

mine would be Noah Hope!

[Fox Mulder]

33. Buckles Cumberland...

:puke:

[joneschick]

34. Crackers Mayflower

sounds like a liability to me :shrug:

[gkdmaths]

35. Tippy Naches-Wenas

first dog = "tippy"
street = "naches-wenas cutoff road"

Anyone from Yakima County will know where I used to live.

[KamaAina]

36. Which street?

The one where I first had the pet would yield "Elizabeth Lord Byron". :shrug: Given a choice of street names, I'd probably go with "Elizabeth Evergreen" :loveya:

[madinmaryland]

37. Not Sonia, but how about Panda Roo. . . .

:hi

[Flaxbee]

52. ohh, what happy kitties!

lovely photo, mad... :hi:

And Panda Roo is a charming porn star name ;-)

[flamingyouth]

38. Frisky 94th?

Somehow doesn't have much cache. :shrug:

[LostInAnomie]

39. Smokey Enon

Actually, it would be Smokey C.R. 350 S. but that wouldn't look as good in the credits... unless I was a porn robot.

[hotforteacher]

40. Chase First!!!!

Bwwa-hahahaha!!!!

:evilgrin:

[Maestro]

41. Heidi Green Hills.

:rofl: But I am guy so I'll pick male pet and another street I lived on for a while: Sambo Brookwood! :rofl:

[Lilyhoney]

42. Bunny Long

[mitchum]

43. Tiger Harding

[Monk06]

44. Dixie Belmont

[PassingFair]

45. Fluffy Peerless

[begin_within]

46. Tiki Swidler. But my friends call me Huerito Con Grande Berga.

[RetroLounge]

47. Hmmm. Kelsey Keating.

Sounds like a porn chick's name...

RL

[The Traveler]

48. T.C. Bruce

Boring porn name. Sounds like a writer or something.

[judaspriestess]

49. Kinky Delgado

hahahaha

[Giant Robot]

50. Puffy Hollow

Actually shortened the street name. Kinda sounds porn-ish, I'm just not sure for which gender.

[Lethe]

51. J.J. Santa Fe

JJ RIP

[Flaxbee]

53. Another one: Mitty Arapahoe

.. for the street I lived on when first born, and one of my sister's cats. "Arapahoe" has a nice pornish ring to it...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

54. My dear Flaxbee!

My porn star name!

Scuffy Central!

My first pet was a little sweet cocker spaniel named Scuffy....

And the street was Central......

There you have it, sweetie!

Kinda weird, IMHO.....


:hug:

[Flaxbee]

55. yay! My husband's "name" is Tom Central...

mayhaps you know each other? ;-) Hmmm, Tom and Scuffy, huh?

Thank you for contributing to my thread, CaliforniaPeggy! :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

57. You're welcome, sweetie.......

I wish some other good folks would come and contribute to mine!

:hug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

56. Molly Langham

:P ;)

[grasswire]

58. Marshmallow Peep

I always thought that would be good!

[Wetzelbill]

59. Crazy Guggenheim

:)

[speedoo]

60. Ali Eighteen

As in 18th street... I suppose you could sex it up and say Ali Just Turned 18:shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

61. Dolly Bridal.

That would almost be good, except I'm a guy.

[pokerfan]

62. Dirk Diggler

[Syrinx]

63. Puppy University

:shrug:

[sakabatou]

64. Hank Court