calling all looney kooks and dingbats

[LSK]

Post your best freeper insults here!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Are you talking about insults for freepers or insults from freepers? nt

[LSK]

2. from freepers

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Hmm...

well once at a site that shall not be named, some posters said I was too skinny and I looked like I've had a ball gag in my mouth more than once. Neither are true, but that's what they could come up with.

[matcom]

3. what about us moonbats?

why do you always leave us out :cry:

[LSK]

4. what the hell is a moonbat?

:shrug:

[Archae]

5. DUmmies

That's the one I see the most.

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. "Blame Bill Clinton for (insert subject here)..."

Yep, Clinton's the reason for global warming and Pluto's demotion... :eyes: Not to mention the Plague, HIV, and the fall of the Roman Empire.... :rofl:

[hfojvt]

8. never underestimate the awesome power of

the CLENIS!!1!!11! :scared:

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. It is truly awesome...

:P It can do anything! :woohoo:

[sarge43]

15. And it's in your neighborhood, coming up your street

playing Bad to the Bone on a tenor sax.

:party:

[LSK]

10. someone should take Colberts star wars scene

And have him fight it out with the Clenis!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g44O9uxdrqY

[Jamastiene]

16. Clenis is so often used. n/t

[Jamastiene]

11. A 20 year old pro war freeper says to me,

"Why don't you have a full time job in addition to going to school and taking care of your "grandmother or whatever" (no matter how many time I tell him it's my aunt). When I explain that 24 hours is not enough time in the day, he tells me he has a part time job in addition to going to school and living off his parents wealth. He thinks I should do that in addition to having to do his fucking project for the curriculum. I'm talking about the big project that takes all semester to do. I will have to do all the work and he will get to go make money. Meanwhile, I will have to catch up on chores once I get home and get no sleep or credit for his project. He tells me it's a great learning experience for me. I get to do his project for which he will get the credit and my learning experience is that he comes from a wealthy family and I do not therefore I deserve to have to do his project for him. I really want to quit college. If I am going to have to kiss ass anyhow, why bother with homework or anything else while I am there. I'm still going to make very little money when I finish and he will always get the credit.

I can't think of one good reason if I am going to have to kiss ass for less pay anyhow. I guess I am now learning that no matter how hard I try in life, I will always play second fiddle to a person who tries half as much for the grades and will get the job by virtue of the swinging dick between his legs and his family's "influence." He will always get all the credit while I will always have to do the crawling around on the floor and all the rest of the grunt work. I have 2 years of college over him too. To think, I get to do a job for free so he can get 2 credit hours for doing nothing. I should be so happy I guess.

I can hope for his demise though. The part time job he has at the golf course is about 30 miles away and he drives like a typical FReeper in his brand new convertible part of the time and like a typical FReeper on his motorcycle the rest of the time. I can hope. Call me bad, but I can hope. He leaves me no choice. I despise him.

[Ilsa]

13. That sounds familiar. Do you remember if it was DimSon? nt

[Jamastiene]

14. Nope, this guy is only 21 years old, or therabouts and

he is definitely more intelligent than DimSon. He just doesn't waste it on school.

[graywarrior]

12. My most favorite......