Why Does Our Lord Jesus Love Howard Dean So Much?

[tsipple]

It's time for a lighthearted poll this Sunday. :7

As by now you've probably heard, Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge announced that the U.S. terror alert status has been increased to Orange Level today.

That announcement was made just as Senator Kerry was wrapping up an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN. During that interview, Senator Kerry criticized Governor Dean's statement that the capture of Saddam Hussein did help the troops in Iraq but did not make America safer. Senator Lieberman was one of those Democratic candidates who also criticized Dean.

Question: Why does Our Lord Jesus love Howard Dean so much?

[Cheswick2.0]

1. Jesus wants Howard to be thy Presidents name!

so there

[chimpymustgo]

13. That's not what Jesus told ME. Shouldn't this be in the Lounge?

nt

[tsipple]

14. I Don't Know Any More

I just want to have a good laugh this afternoon, you know? Probably no harm in that. :-)

[SadEagle]

2. Other...

He likes the idea of a Jewish first lady, but Lieberman is too hawkish for him ;-)

[IndianaGreen]

3. Jesus is not an American citizen

and if he enters the country without the proper papers, he will be subjected to arrest and prosecution.

Rumor has it that Jesus is a communist... something about his criticism of the rich and support for the poor.

[drb]

17. I'm reminded of the "Myth of the Grand Inquisitor" in...

...The Brothers Karamozov.

[eileen_d]

4. Not only did Jesus and Trippi go to high school together --

They were frat brothers. :crazy:

[wyldwolf]

5. I thought Dean was Jesus?

Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...

[maxanne]

7. if you ever wondered about

what the "H" in Jesus H. Christ stood for - you need wonder no more.
;-)

[QC]

9. And you never see them photographed together....

It's all becoming so clear now!

[Democrats unite]

8. Dean is not Jesus!

Haven't you heard? He's God almighty himself!

[drb]

16. LOL!!!

:D

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Although I liked the Paul Simon answer, I voted Other

because I really think that the manifestation of the One that is called Jesus really wants peace, and knows that that starts within the heart of each person.

[HFishbine]

10. Did you see the guy in NH

Who got up duing a Dean town hall meeting and said God told him Dean was going to be the next president? Might want to ask him.

[IndianaGreen]

15. That man's name was Moses

He attends my temple.

[joefree1]

11. Who's Jesus? The Gods sure like Dean though.

I can't believe it, everyone's smacking Dean about the "America not safer" comment and then here comes Tom Ridge with a Orange alert. Talk about timing!

[Padraig18]

12. I see Paul Simon's hand at work here.

He endorsed Gov. Dean on his death bed, you know? :)