As some of you know, I've become a Freeper

[LostinVA]

So that I can continue to watch "Lost" on ABC.

It's so great being a Freeper... going through life just believing what people tell me to believe, not having to use critical thinking... it makes everything so EASY. And, I have way more time to go trail running.

[GirlinContempt]

1. huh?

[LostinVA]

5. People are boycotting ABC because of the 9/11 propaganda

"Lost" is on ABC. "Lost" is my favorite-est-est show of all time. I am not missing lost. So, I can't watch "Lost" AND be a good Progressive, so I have become a Freeper instead.

So, if anyone disagrees with any of my posts, they can call me a Freeper Troll. It'll be fun!

[GirlinContempt]

11. Oh, ok. I getcha.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Yeah...but you're more one of those "Log Cabin Freepers"...

We'd probably vote for you with a good dem as your running mate even. :hi:

[LostinVA]

4. True.... I need to see what Barbara Boxer is up to

[RedStateShame]

3. Does that in turn, make Fox and FX viewers "Freepers," too?

'Cos they can have my "Nip/Tuck" when they can pry it from my cold, dead hands!!!

[asthmaticeog]

46. Yes. Also, watching "30 Days" makes one worse than Hitler.

Apparently.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Me, too.

Not giving up Lost or Grey's Anatomy.

I'll get used to the mouthbreathing, knuckle draggers eventually.

[LostinVA]

18. I got used to drinking beer, so this should be easy

[LynneSin]

7. BTW folks - she's also prayed away the gay

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Pfft. She went to one of those big tent revivals to do it and...

dirtied herself writhing around in the VA dirt and shit, while some preacher expelled her homosexual demons.

All, I had to do was say, "Yo Jesus, if you turn me straight, I'll become a good fundie Christian" and then...Jesus sent me a sign...



And *poof*...instant hetero.

[LynneSin]

14. Ewww, if I was a Lesbian that definately would not make me convert

Now this definately would :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Eh, he's not Johnny Depp.

Okay, fine...I admit it...I'm only straight for Johnny.

[LynneSin]

19. I think Johnny Depp could make me a Lesbian

Seriously - just no appeal whatsoever to me

[LostinVA]

22. giggle -- how about Karl in "Love, Actually"? He's going to be on "Lost"

This season. He's a hottie.

[LynneSin]

26. Who

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

28. The sexy guy Laura Linney liked

[LostinVA]

15. Hmmm... my BIL says he'd be gay for Johnny Depp

Maybe Johnny is THE BEAST.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. Johnny seems to cross boundaries of human sexuality often.

I know a lot of guys who say the same thing. I think this story is the funniest though...

I was at my ex-girlfriend's house watching Chocolat with her and her 15-year-old son. Out of nowhere, he says, "Man, I really want to live on a house boat with Johnny Depp." Both our heads immediately snapped towards him and he turns beet read and stammers out, "No...well, what I mean is...like Johnny Depp is like a really awesome guy and it'd be really awesome to like live on a houseboat...so it'd be super awesome to live on a houseboat with Johnny Depp. You know...just because he's like a really awesome guy." Our response was, "It's okay, Bennett. We're lesbians and we want to marry Johnny Depp. You can be a straight boy and want to marry Johnny Depp." He was pretty quiet for the rest of the movie.

[LostinVA]

29. Hehehe

[LostinVA]

13. I have -- I now have me a big, hairy Freeper man

Instead of an intelligent, petite, Progressive brunette.

LOVING' IT!

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. Can I have your toaster then???

:yoiks:

[LostinVA]

30. Never! Because I'll still have lesbian fantasties

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Well, let me know if you have plans to visit CT...

I can take you out on one of the boats and we can be boating Freepers.

[LostinVA]

16. Can I fire a shotgun at stuff, too?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Well, we have rifles, spearguns and fireworks.

You'd be free to shoot off any of the three.

[LostinVA]

32. OOOH! I can sing "God Bless the USA" while I do it, too!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. Just don't set our flag on fire while shooting off fireworks over the cove

I almost did that on the fourth. Whoops...

[LostinVA]

36. *gasp* NEVER!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. I think Jesus was protecting the flag and that's why it didn't catch fire.

[LostinVA]

39. Well, everyone knows Jesus is an American

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. And I'm a Freeper so I can watch "Boston Legal"

It's certainly removed a huge ethical weight off my shoulders, not having to worry about ethics at all any more and just go with whatever my pastor/priest/president tells me is ethical.

I can't believe how burdensome thinking was before this.

It's like I have a whole new life!

[LostinVA]

20. Trust me, it's fantastic!

OOPS! I said "fantastic." That's the bad thing: you have to cut down on multi-syllable words. Whoops! I said multi-syllable! Damn, I did it AGAIN!!!!!!!

[Jamastiene]

47. You have to say "Da Bomb" if you wanna

be a good FReeper. You know catch phrases that are "in" in the cool cities don't ever really set in until about 6 years later in FReeperland. By that time, those catch phrases have been out for about 5 years and 11 months in the cool cities. I know. I live in FReeperland. Someone is shooting off a gun right now in my neighborhood. Should I duck or just take one in the head like a good liberal? I can't believe you are voluntarily going FReeper on us. For shame, for shame. :evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

50. "Lost" is more important to me than saving America

'Caue America is DA BOMB!!!

[Jamastiene]

56. Ain't it great not having to use spell check any more.

I wish I could just think and the words would magically appear on the screen.

At this point, I'm inclined to agree with ya. Saving America is a lost cause at this point. Timing will be key to trying, but we progressives had better buy some to clean up the mess.

[LostinVA]

57. I loev it! Im SERIES!!!111

[Jamastiene]

58. Damn, you are awfully good at it too.

Just remember to keep one foot in the humor section always. We need humor as much as possible right now.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. I'm a Freeper so I can watch "Grey's Anatomy"

Although, I think I'll check out "Boston Legal" this season.

[peekaloo]

12. As of next Tuesday I, too, become a Freeper.

Won't have to wurry bout useing spel chek no moor.

Boston Legal, best show on ABC.

[LynneSin]

24. Absolutely no guts whatsoever

Me - I can definately live without it. As long as I don't have to protest Project Runway or Pimp My Ride, I'll do ok :D

[LostinVA]

31. Michael Kors is a known Freeper Troll

And Heidi Klum was in the SS.

When is Top Chef starting?

[blondeatlast]

33. What do I get if I become one too? I know the gays offer toasters,

it'll take lots more to make me go the Freeper route, so pony up!

A topless Benz or Audi is a good start, but seemas a bit highbrow for the likes of RimJob's minions.

BTW, I still love you, LIV.


I don't watch TV at all, so--well, except for Olbermann when I can manage to catch it. And the Daily show and Colbert.

Shit, I guess I'm a hopeless case.

[LostinVA]

37. Hmmm.... you get two Oxycontin and a loaf of Wonder Bread

[blondeatlast]

44. Sorry, no deal then. Throw in some Nilla wafers and we'll talk! nt

[LostinVA]

35. Oh Lynne -- a message from the SO

"Who in their right mind would choose George Clooney over dripping-with-hotness Johnny Depp? Girl ain't thinkin' right."

[LynneSin]

62. Tell your SO she needs to have her eyes adjusted

I'll take George Clooney any day of the week - the man is just wonderfully amazing looking whether it's Jeans & Tee-shirt or a tuxedo. Plus he has that great house in Lake Como - we could have Haruka bring her boat and we can freep around!

[LostinVA]

63. I think Clooney is cute, too

Haruka is really a closet Freep....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

67. I think I found another one in GD...

did you know "the females are giving it up too easy" these days? The "girls are dropping them undies left and right. black, white, asian..."

I'm gonna go find me some of those undie-dropping girls that are apparently everywhere right now! Hot damn!

[LostinVA]

68. PM me the thread

And yeah -- send of 'em my way!

[LynneSin]

69. Us three need to get together sometime

You 2 are such a riot! I want to drink tequila with both of you!

[LostinVA]

71. Haruka can have the worm

giggle

We don't live that far apart -- I just have the traffic from Hell between DC-DMB to deal with.... *shudder*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

73. That's mescal, not tequila.

Not all mescal has the worm in it either.

:P

Although there is a liquor out there with a snake in the bottle. I know a guy that ate 3/4 of it, got $750, and a mongoose was born.

[LostinVA]

81. gag

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

72. I only drink good tequila though.

I'm a fan of Corazon.

[LynneSin]

74. Herradura or Patron

Usually I bring Herradura Anejo to the DU parties

You think I drink the cheap crap or offer cheap crap to my friends?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

75. I'm just saying...I know people who drink cheap crap.

Not that you drink cheap crap.

Patron is fine too. I have a bottle of that now actually. I've never had Herradura, but I'll trust your judgement that it's good.

:thumbsup:

[LynneSin]

78. Herradura is a bit more 'spicy' than Patron

Patron is smooth sipping

If I show up with a bottle of Jose Cuervo it means that I want someone to go 'fuck themselves and die'. Seriously, it's that hideous. It's the Coors-lite of Tequila

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

79. The last time I had that was at my mom's wedding afterparty.

And that was only because I wanted to see my sister do a shot of it (she'd only do it, if I did it too).

It was pretty hideously bad, but I did get to take pictures of her dancing on a table and using an empty champagne bottle as a microphone. Stuff like that is good for the older sibling to have over their younger siblings.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

76. Oh and check your PM. nt

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

70. Check your PM. nt

[RebelOne]

40. Watch how a liberal was changed into a conservative. Funny!

http://throwawayyourtv.com/

Scroll down to "Conservative Eye For the Liberal Guy."

[ThomCat]

41. Nooooooo....

:cry:



























































x(

[LostinVA]

51. EWWW! You're a nasty Liberal New Yorker, aren't' you???

Purr... purr....

[ThomCat]

55. Guilty as charged.

:P

[Hugin]

42. Here's a solution for you...

Get a jar...

Every time you watch 'Lost' place $0.50 in the jar.

Now, here's the key... Send the accumulated $$ from the jar to some worthy cause.

There should be no guilt in that.

[LostinVA]

52. Hmmm... that's a good idea

[NewWaveChick1981]

43. I go to temporary FReeper status to watch "Lost" too...

:P I shut off my brain and all grammar functions, and I get to see my favorite show... :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

45. I haven't watched ABC yet and I emphasize the word yet.

I'm not sure what to make of the articles about the televised memorial for Croc Hunter. I know in Australia, ABC means Australian broadcast, but there was a mention that the televised memorial for the fans may be on ABC in the U.S. I'm not sure if I even have that unless they mean THE ABC that I am boycotting right now.

Hey, while you are part of the freeper "in crowd", would you mind telling my teacher that I despise him now for making me do his freeper pet's project for him? I mean, that little prick gets to go make money at his job while I do the work and he gets credit for a project while I am not sleeping in order to catch up at home. I'm furious about that. Will you pass the message along? :evilgrin:

[YankeyMCC]

48. See this is why I just don't watch networks in the first place

I never get hooked on something that I might have to boycott :)

[underpants]

49. Hell I'm watching Survivor tonight

:scared::hide:

[LostinVA]

53. Me too -- and I was planning to even before I Freeped out

[Jamastiene]

60. Survivor is on CBS, so you should be in the clear on that

particular boycott.

I am still leaning toward watching Survivor anyways just to see what happens when they finally split the groups up. They usually do after a couple of weeks anyhow.

[rug]

64. Hell, I'm rooting for the white guys.

[In_The_Wind]

54. What's in a name?

:shrug: Who's to say what constitutes Freeper Behavior? I'm sure some the things that I do may be questionable to judgmental people but frankly I don't give a damn anymore.

[graywarrior]

59. Guess I'm a freeper, too.

I dig LOST.

[nosillies]

61. I'm totally freeped out -- beat this:

I'll be spending many days over the next two weeks at one Disney World park or another. And I'm going to enjoy every damn second of it, BECAUSE IT'S THE HAPPIEST FREAKIN' PLACE ON EARTH, SO THERE!

Of course, I'm an evil freep simply because I live in central Florida, and therefore breathe the same air as some upper-level Disney executives, which seems to be enough these days to take away all liberal cred I ever had.

[Jokerman]

65. Watch the show - boycott the advertisers

Unless of course you're a "Nielson Family".

How else are you supposed to know who to boycott unless you watch?

[Kerrytravelers]

66. Well, the nice thing about being a freeper is the lack of exertion.

Imagine how relaxed and well rested you'll be not having to use your brain at all! Think? Why? Just burn a few calories turning on the drug-addled gas-bag or the guy who showers with felafels. They'll do all your thinking for you! Vote? Nah, no need to get off the couch or out of your mama's basement. Diebold takes care of it for you! Being a freeper is da bomb!

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[madinmaryland]

77. This is HUGH!!1!!. Do you now have morels??2??

[LostinVA]

82. I do now have Morels!!111

[Montauk6]

80. Well... for what it's worth, you're not alone...

I mean, Dennis Miller became one so that he could continue to get work.