I have questions about using microwave weapons on people

[Oeditpus Rex]

First, do the weapons cook them in the center?

Second, do you fire, stir, then fire again?



Just wondering.

[MrCoffee]

1. and they all laughed at my tinfoil hat

[billyskank]

13. Actually firing the microwave weapon at a tinfoil hat might be dangerous

a bit unpredictable.

[seemunkee]

2. Can I block it by holding a bag of popcorn in front of me?

[hunter]

3. Can you make one out of an old microwave oven?

Are the leaders who approved these things best served rare, medium, or well done?

[Nye Bevan]

4. Yes. Simply drop the old microwave oven from a helicopter.

[wildhorses]

6. its all in the timing...and the wrist action

;)

[lizziegrace]

5. Geez

:rofl:

:)

[billyskank]

12. Hey

:hug:

[lizziegrace]

14. Hey back handsome!

How are you?

:hug:






:loveya:

[rug]

7. How are you going to get all the terrorists inside that little glass door?

[trof]

8. And what power level?

Would "DEFROST" judt momentarily stun a person?
Would "HIGH" kill them?
And what would cook first, your brain or your liver?
gee

[LeftyMom]

9. How would one effect Dick Cheney's pacemaker?

Just idle curiosity, Agent Mike.

[billyskank]

11. That's gotta be worth an experiment

:hi:

[hunter]

15. Pacemaker?

He has a plutonium powered artificial heart.

The original kept malfunctioning:

Cheney used to :loveya: kittens.

[billyskank]

10. Microwaves don't cook from the inside out

they cook from the outside in, just like heat rays do. The only difference is that microwaves penetrate a little further in, about a centimetre or so.

[SOteric]

16. If they really wanted to make an effective microwave weapon...

They'd just burn some strategically placed giant bags of microwave popcorn. That should clear a city in no time.

:nuke:

[ChoralScholar]

17. :)

>Second, do you fire, stir, then fire again?

Yes, but only if you peel the plastic from the potatoes first.

[Generic Brad]

18. And if you microwave them in a giant popcorn bag...

...they have an increased risk of lung cancer. At least I think that's how it work if the bag is labeled "Butter Flavor".
:popcorn:

[Dangerously Amused]

19. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure the rotation of the earth

...acts as the inner carousel. You know, so one nation doesn't get overcooked while the rest are still defrosting.



:patriot: