Eat Your Broccoli, DAMMIT

[Zomby Woof]

:scared:

[redqueen]

1. Raw?

Err, no.

Add some steam for a little while, and some salt... :9

[Zomby Woof]

4. I like it either way

But I want to avoid broccoli which requires a chainsaw to prepare. :D

[redqueen]

6. Why?

Does it taste different?

It looks delicious! Well... like it could be... with some preparation...

mmmmmmm... giant broccoli...

And now I have that 'choppin broccoli' song in my head.

[Zomby Woof]

15. Because the chain saw is noisy

And rude at the table. :P

Actually, I would think that the broccoli would lose taste with size, maybe? Or in danger of being carnivorous and biting my head off. :o

[redqueen]

16. Heh true...

The size thing... but I'd still take it out back, saw it down to size, and cook it, just in case. ;)

And now I'm remembering that episode of the Power Puff Girls
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0439251796.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,32,-59_AA140_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[MrCoffee]

2. Little trees are good for your body

that's what my 2 year old says to psych herself up for broccoli

broccoli is a strange word.

[Zomby Woof]

8. In this case...

Your daughter would probably say this is a BIG tree. :-) She may want to build a treehouse in it instead!

[MrCoffee]

12. that is some big ass broccoli.

[Phillycat]

3. It's the Broccoli That Ate Manhattan!

Look at the size of that thing. :scared:

[Zomby Woof]

13. I think it threw in Queens and the Bronx for good measure

As a rule, I do not eat broccoli bigger than my head. It's wisdom I learned from my grandmother. She knew her broccoli!

[tjwmason]

5. It's poisonous

I will firmly maintain that in the face of any evidence, scientific or otherwise, that people wish to present.

That stuff is not about to go down my throat - except as broccoli and stilton soup.

[redqueen]

11. That sounds tasty... n/t

[southpaw]

7. Delete... wrong thread

...duh!

[Phillycat]

9. LOL

It's possible you have the wrong thread.

[MissMillie]

10. I love the stuff

but that bunch there doesn't look particularly healthy

[nini]

14. honey.. that broccoli is starting to turn

:puke:



but I love broccoli!!

[Twillig]

17. I was hoping it was just the colors of my monitor.

And people wonder why Broccoli is not as loved as it should be..

[nini]

20. true.. fresh broccoli is great.

I wonder how many people just aren't getting it when it's at its best.

[Zomby Woof]

18. That broccoli loves you!

In fact, it loves you with cheese sauce! :o :crazy:


:hug:

[nini]

19. and mayo

:D



:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

21. You want to be slathered in mayo AND cheese sauce?

Hmmmm! :9

:rofl: :loveya:

[nini]

23. .

:spank:

[mark414]

22. do i get that dollar if i do?

[Zomby Woof]

24. Yes

But you risk back injury lifting the damn thing. Are you sure that's worth the risk?

[mark414]

26. yeah but i get the dollar

i'll do anything for a dollar...i have no shame :cry:

[buddhamama]

25. nope. no way.

at least not that broccoli. i think it needs a doctor.

however, give me fresh broccoli with dip and i am a happy girl.

[Zomby Woof]

27. I found the dip for that piece!

[Broken_Hero]

28. nope...

unless you got some low cal ranch dip that is....:)

[Left Is Write]

29. I'm President of the United States...

...and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

[SOteric]

30. I've no problems with broccoli, it can be quite tastey.

But I do have a rule about not eating anything bigger than my head.

[JitterbugPerfume]

31. I love me some brocolli

but I would not buy that bunch


the dark green is better , and better for ya

[trof]

32. Nature's broom.

Gives ya good poops.
Yeah, it does.
:-)

[Zomby Woof]

33. Best reply in this thread!

If I could nominate a post, it would be yours. :D