OMG! This country singer trash on Colbert is the total embodiment

[Rabrrrrrr]

of the ignorant, redneck, dumbass, fuck-all, hypocrite, illiterate shit mongering asshole southern country singing fuckbag.

What an illiterate fuck he is!

He is, as you probably assumed, Toby Keith.

[lizziegrace]

1. It's Toby Keith

and you expected any less? :eyes:

[Richard Steele]

2. He's actually a former Broadway 3rd-stringer, the "country" is just an act

...or so some people say! :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Seriously?

I ask because I honestly don't know - is Toby really just a total fake who wanted to be Broadway but didn't have the chops, and so invented a whole new persona?

And as to the "the 'country' is just an act", I always feel that way whenever I see some asshole piece fo shit who says he or she is "country" but they're wearing a cowboy hat and a jean jacket and cowboy boots.

[Richard Steele]

5. Only 'seriously' in the sense...

...that you SERIOUSLY heard that rumor on the Internets recently
(in my post!).

Honestly, I don't know, but more than a few really are just
playing a scripted role. Whether he's one of those or not...:shrug:

[blondeatlast]

4. Some people say

he drives a Prius!

[Richard Steele]

8. I think I heard that on the Internets recently!

[mitchum]

12. Well, that name "Toby Keith" certainly sounds like a chorus boy...

or gay porn performer. I have always thought so.

[mitchum]

13. Isn't that no talent ass starring in an upcoming movie?

I swear i saw an ad recently

[warrens]

34. It's already out

HE plays a burnt out country singer who goes back to his small town and rediscovers small town values or some shit. Supposedly, it's a fairly decent movie of the week soap.

[Downtown Hound]

6. Just curious but ah, what exactly did he do?

Not that I'm defending him in anyway. I remember that photoshopped picture he put up at one of his concerts of Natalie Maines with her arm around Saddam Hussein. I would like to tell him about the real picture of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam hussein, but what's the point? His brain wouldn't be able to understand what it means. But I'm curious? What'd he do?

[L A Woman]

21. He did that....

and wrote at least one horrible country song supporting Bush's war (with lyrics like, "Let's put a boot in their asses."). Then there is the public bashing of the Dixie Chicks. He's just another former Democrat who suffered a mental breakdown after 9/11 and knows no other solution but to drop bombs on other countries.

[WCGreen]

7. I heard he was a registered democrat back in Oklahoma....

[lizziegrace]

9. Huh?

He's done one helluva patriotic american-support the president at all costs- act then. Wow...

[WCGreen]

14. Well, it is Oklahoma where a bible belt wearing hell fire

and damnation type of politician is considered middle of the road.....

[IntravenousDemilo]

10. And Zell Miller was a registered Democrat in Georgia.

The Democratic party is sometimes annoyingly diverse.

[deadparrot]

11. What did he say?

Does this require a foray into GD? :scared:

[Dervill Crow]

15. He appears to be amazingly stupid, doesn't he?

Calling Colbert "brother" repeatedly. Who was sending up whom? He seemed to sincerely think . . . no, never mind. Thinking "wadn't" what he was doing.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. As useful as lips on a chicken, he is.

And almost as smart.

Fucking moron.

[MissMillie]

17. Is there a link, or a quote that you can give us for background?

I don't know what you're speaking of.

[Richardo]

18. Gee. Timely much, Toby?

I guess the anti-Olberman song will be out about Easter. :eyes:

[JitterbugPerfume]

19. he kept talking about

putting a boot up someones ass --that is about all I remember of the "interview" He is disgusting

[bridgit]

20. correct...

[citizen snips]

22. Toby Keith is a democrat

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Your point?

[citizen snips]

24. the point is. . .

he has never endorsed a republican even though many have asked him and he is now starting to belive that going to Iraq was a bad idea.

[ghostsofgiants]

25. So this should sheild him from scrutiny from other Democrats?

[citizen snips]

26. No

I don't have a problem with people who don't like him but there are some things that need to be considered before calling him out.

[FredScuttle]

38. I agree

there are things that need to be considered before calling Toby Keith out.

Do I call him a jackass hillbilly moron or a fake-cowboy bucktoothed clown?

[blondeatlast]

31. Democrats shooting off their stupid mouths ought to be

as ripe for discussion on DU as the likes of Lieberman and Zell Miller.

I saw the program--the man was a jerk.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

42. He endorsed George W. Bush.

By attacking his critics.

Toby Keith is no democrat, even though he may have registered as one.

[billyskank]

27. The point is

that it is impossible for somebody to be a dick if they are a Democrat. :)

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Shit, I keep forgetting that.

If I ever move to the US, I'll never last in that party, I just cannot remember the rules.

[billyskank]

29. That's why you can't say things like

I hate Apple! Their computers are overpriced and Steve Jobs is an evil mother fucker!

Because somebody will immediately point out that Apple donates to the Democratic party, so you would be wrong. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

30. So I'm not allowed to complain when my ipod randomly decides...

That it needs to be formatted?

[billyskank]

32. Only sotto voce

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

40. Grr...

(Fresh screen cap, haha.)

[blondeatlast]

33. See? I KNEW it.

Freeper scum!

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. Sad, isn't it? All this time he pretends to be liberal and democratic,

and then whammo, his anti-Apple, and therefore anti-Steve Jobs, and therefore anti-Democratic party leanings finally show up.

Why don't you go campaign for Santorum or Allen, Primate1, we know you prefer them, now that you have been outed!

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. That's right. You also can't speak ill of anyone who's dead who

might even had some democratic leanings, based on some nebulous theory like "he liked nature, he must have been a democrat" even if he was an Australian citizen and thus ineligable to vote in America, run for office, or partake in politics in any meaningful way.

Oh, and you can't criticize Oprah because she gives money to good causes.

[ghostsofgiants]

39. Fuck...

I suck at the progressive thing.

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. Oh, well, then, that gives him cart blanche. Let me rephrase, then:

This country singer trash on Colbert is the total embodiment of the ignorant, redneck, dumbass, fuck-all, hypocrite, illiterate shit mongering asshole southern country singing fuckbag. What an illiterate DEMOCRATIC fuck he is!

He is, as you probably assumed, Toby Keith.

[mvd]

41. I didn't watch

Have no intention of watching Toby Keith unless he stops being a real DINO.

[bridgit]

43. me neither...

:shrug: