So I missed "The Path to 9/11". How did it end

[LynneSin]

:shrug:

[LSK]

1. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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:crazy:






They said that the 9/11 Commission has given the Govt failing grades in all of its recommendations.

And then they did some special Nightline stuff but I tuned out by then.

[underpants]

2. Eh

that's not funny.

There are no 9/11 jokes so lets not start now.

[LSK]

3. arnt you supposed to be watching for Hurricanes?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

4. I won't joke about 9/11 but I will joke about propaganda flicks

:shrug:

[underpants]

6. Actually DL Hughly did sort of tell a 9/11 joke

He said his brother called him up and said "Are you watching this s**t?!?!"

DL asked "Watching what? What channel is it on?"

His brother said "Any channel"

(DL turns to the audience) Now you know it some serious s**t when it is on "ANY CHANNEL"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I don't know. I heard it had something to do with a blowjob though.

:shrug:

[Crazy Dave]

7. Did the Bush speech pre-empt it?

And was it during the parts showing where he screwed up?

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. the boat sank

[LSK]

9. not quite

It turned into a high tech submarine that then turned into a rocketship and they flew off to Pluto only to realize its no longer a planet and they are now lost in space.

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. Dang...

I wish I'd-a kept it on then!

[anarch]

11. how did it end? I'm pretty sure George W. Bush himself

had to fly the fighter plane into the narrow canyon in Afghanistan where Bin Laden's Secret Fortress was, and just as he's closing in on the cave entrance where the new Al Qaeda Death Ray is being assembled, he hears Jesus' voice telling him to turn off the targeting computer and use his powerful Christian faith to aim the missiles, and then he fires them and kills all the terrorists and does a barrel roll while shouting "yeeee haw!" and then he flies back to the aircraft carrier and gets a hero's welcome for saving all of mankind.

Admittedly, I didn't actually watch it though, so I'm not sure.

[Deep13]

12. After 9/11, Bush was still an asshole. nt

[Richardo]

13. Think 'Passion of the Christ' will Bill Clinton in the lead role

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

14. Let me guess - fundies pounded the nails into Clinton

I'd expect that

[LSK]

15. so it was the 'Passion of the Clenis'

:popcorn:

[LostinVA]

16. How dare you be so unpatriotic

For, I am a Freeper and proud of it, and will be watching "Lost" every Wednesday night on ABC, the All American network.

[LynneSin]

21. OMG ALIENS HAVE POSSESSED LOSTINVA BRAIN

Next thing she'll tell me is she ditched her partner for a *gasp* MAN!

[LostinVA]

23. I am! I lurve me a big old hairy Repub man!!!

Those ex-gay ministries REALLY work! I just put in an order for high-heeled Doc Martens.

Praise Jeebus!

[LynneSin]

25. They Pray Away The Gay

:crazy:

[LostinVA]

27. They Bless Away the Les

[LynneSin]

29. Sorry, just not as good as mine

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

30. I know... DAMN IT

[rustydog]

17. George Bush sneaks up on Osama having sex with Saddam

and he kicks the shit out of both then gives a vicious karate blow to Saddam's chest and upon retraction, holds his still-beating heart in his hand.

[deadparrot]

18. Clinton ate babies. nt

[Reverend_Smitty]

19. Bush and Chuck Norris teamed up

and gave all the terrorists round house kicks to the throat then GWB was raptured up to heaven and came back on a cloud of puppies and good feelings to take the righteous up to heaven. The rest of us were forced into slavery to the Clenis.

[johnnie]

20. It ended with georgie clicking his heels together and saying..

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home".

Here is a still from the flick and the heels he was clicking together.

[TOhioLiberal]

36. Does that SOB...

...have the presidential seal on EVERYTHING? Hey look ya'll ah's the pressident! :grr:

[Vidar]

22. In a galaxy far, far away.

[mark414]

24. clinton flew one of the planes into tower 1

but jumped out at the last second and parachuted safely to the ground

[LynneSin]

28. You know Clinton caused Katrina

He was out there in the Gulf of Mexico with a really really big fan.

[mark414]

32. i heard it was cause an intern was blowing him

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

34. Oh that was just bad

Don't quit your day job!

:pals:

[Midlodemocrat]

26. I caught the very last bit about the failing grades, which was pretty cool

I hadn't intended to watch any of it, but came home from my daughter's field hockey game and the puppy wanted me to hold her and the remote was across the room.

Lest you think I AM that lazy, I broke my big toe on Sunday and have a major hematoma under the nail which is beyond pain anyone should endure.

[Xipe Totec]

31. Don't know, but the ratings cratered n/t

[SOteric]

33. The tin man got a heart, the lion got some courage, the

president still has a head full of straw, the Wicked Witch of the West got elected vice president, flying monkeys have taken over congress and Dorothy and Toto woke up at home in Kansas.

[MrCoffee]

35. Payton beat Eli