Please help me find my Inner Stitch.

[ForrestGump]

[SOteric]

1. You're a stitch without our help, dude.

And what's this? A menage a trois with you, Salma and Steve Irwin's ghost?

[lildreamer316]

2. Oh my brain.

That hurts. Where's that brain wash? oooooohhhh.

[ForrestGump]

7. Don't have any brain wash, but here's

a picture of my bottom.



That should help. :D

[ForrestGump]

6. Hey!

Keep your menace a trois to yourself, you deviant. :P

[johnnie]

3. I have some stitches

In my belly.

[ForrestGump]

8. A stitch in time saves

pieces of you from falling out.

Hope they're gone soon! :hi:

[mwdem]

4. What's Steve doing in the back of your car?

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

9. He was driving

On the wrong side of the road. :P

[buddhamama]

5. an idea

if you laugh, where it hurts is your inner stitch ;)

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

[ForrestGump]

10. I found it

:rofl:

And I've also got a really, really good idea now. Forget mere pick-up lines... :evilgrin:

:hug:

[buddhamama]

11. glad i could help

if you should require further help, let me know. i am the Wish Fairy after all. :D

[ForrestGump]

12. Well, actually, Ms Wish Fairy, I'm looking for a thrill...

do you happen to have a blueberry hill near you? :D

[buddhamama]

13. of course,

the blueberry hill is where i reside in the summer months. in the winter i hibernate in my secret cave beside a volcano. Us 'wee' folk need heat and lots of it. :D

[ForrestGump]

14. I produce more heat

than a volcano. Just something to consider when pondering your hibernation options. :D

Considerably less magma, too, though -- admittedly -- a little more sweat.... :P

[buddhamama]

15. i betcha

you're more accommodating than a cave, and more comfortable too. i'm considering it. caves are hard. with you i'd have both, soft and hard. :D

everyone knows you're hot, no need to sell me on that point. :)

[ForrestGump]

16. That's right:

soft and hard; yin and...um...yang. :D





Hot mama! :loveya:

[redqueen]

17. Where's the last place you had it? n/t