Dumb joke on the worst day to post it.

[IronLionZion]

And that didn't stop you from clicking on this! :rofl:

The Suicide Bomber

Bob wants to die for the cause so he joins the suicide bomber squad and he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs for the mission and mobile phone for communications.

He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemy soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Bob: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?

Boss: Wait for more.

Bob: Sir, now I am in a midst of 150 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after them.

Bob pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. I don't get it.

:shrug:

[IronLionZion]

2. are you kidding me?

He only kills himself and no one else.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Yeah, I read the part.

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

4. Heh heh heh!!! I bet I can top you!!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[IronLionZion]

5. shameless kick

:kick:

Anyone have a handbasket? I'm going to hell.