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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 08:13 AM
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God didn't want me to shoot an elk today.
Apparently.

Good friend of mine invited me to tag along with him as he went bowhunting this morning. He goes on foot, into high mountain country. I fully equipped myself to document the experience -- with the camera, as I don't hunt myself.

Packed backpack.

Filled water bottles.

Set aside appropriate clothes to jump into.

Charged second set of batteries.

Cleaned off photo cards.

Got to bed at reasonable hour.

Set alarm for 3:30 a.m.

Did not turn alarm on. :eyes:

Surely he rolled up some hours ago, saw lights off, rolled on. :(

Very unlike me. In fact, I don't think I've neglected to properly set the alarm in like ten years.

The Powers that Be apparently intended something else for me today. Sigh.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 10:08 AM
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1. The elk snuck in through your window and turned it off.
They hate being photographed, you know.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 11:23 AM
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2. That punk!
:D
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 11:45 AM
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3. Bowhunting?
Wow...Torturing animals...Too bad you missed all the "fun"...
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 11:46 AM
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4. THAT didn't take long!
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enfield collector Donating Member (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 12:17 PM
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5. I'm going bow-hunting next weekend, I spent yesterday in the backyard
practicing my skill. I still have some meat left from the doe I got at christmas in rifle season.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 12:23 PM
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6. God wanted you to radio in some napalm on those elk
Way to let Him down!
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 12:43 PM
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8. "Pre-grilled"
Shame, shame. :D

He's rather amazing, actually. 24 years old, been at it forever. I watched him send arrows through a knot hole in a fence one afternoon.

On the plus side, I'm not hauling meat off the side of some mountain right now. On the down side, I'm not hauling meat off the side of some mountain destined for my freezer. :shrug:
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 12:33 PM
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7. Maybe God wanted you to clean the bathroom today.
God frowns on unclean commodes.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 12:44 PM
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10. God likes my bathroom as-is
I know, because He told me so. Also, He mentioned you. Wasn't good. ;)
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-10-06 12:44 PM
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9. thus the "dingbat" thing.
:D
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