I am about to say something racist and sexist...

[Wetzelbill]

but it's ok, because I know you will understand since it is "off the record." Arnold Schwarzenegger even told me so! :) Ok, here it goes...

Smurfette maybe is cobalt or the same thing as sky blue. I mean short Smurf women they are all very hot. They have, you know, part of the blue blood in them and part of the short girl blood in them that, together, makes it... well you know...

See, but it's off the record! So that makes being a misogynistic lout ok! :) OFF THE RECORD!!! IT DOESN'T FREAKING COUNT!

Just think, with this new off the record thing I could get away with anything. Now if only Mel Gibson had known this strategy...

[billyskank]

1. "Off the record..."

"I'm saying this, but I'm not really saying this."

I never understood how that was supposed to work! :crazy:

[Wetzelbill]

2. my boss said the other day

do not ever talk to a reporter "off the record" they will use it regardless. :)

Hell, when I was a columnist if somebody told me something juicy off the record, I would have used it in a second. :)