How can I be less sexier?

[Guava Jelly]

I am so tired of being treated like a sex toy!!
:)

[Road Scholar]

1. Do you think you can be? LOL eom

[Guava Jelly]

2. I don't know?

I try to be "less sexy" but it aint working :7

[taterguy]

3. Order a Coors when you're at a bar

Yes, I'm still holding a grudge over all their previous misdeeds

[Guava Jelly]

4. I only drink imports or microbrewery beers

Most American beer is piss water.
I won't even cook with coors.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear GoPsUx!

How can you be less sexy?

Are you fucking kidding me?

You could not be less sexy if you tried, baby.......

And you're not trying!

Yeah, yeah......tired of being a sex toy.......my ass! :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

9. What me?? I am pure and innocent

People just have dirty minds :)

[Generic Brad]

6. Do your best to look like me

I find that looking like me usually does the trick for everyone else.

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. Stop vibrating so much.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

8. I only vibrate when you call

:evilgrin:

[taterguy]

10. Get rid of your car

Sadly enough, not having an internal combustion engine is the ultimate anti-aphrodisiac in our warped society.

[Guava Jelly]

11. I went without a vehicle until i hit my 20's

It does put a damper on picking up the ladies

[taterguy]

13. so your problem is solved

Now I know what Dr Phil feels like

[reyd reid reed]

12. Well, hell...

How can you be tired? I haven't even gotten to play with you yet...

Better recharge them batteries, darlin'...

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

14. I would need a nuclear reactor to charge myself up

enough to handle a bomb shell like triple R
:evilgrin:

[SoyCat]

15. I'd say neglecting the ear and nose hair is a good start!

[Mutley]

16. Now, why would you want that?

[Guava Jelly]

26. because i am tired of all the sexual harassment

That i get from you
:rofl:

[Mutley]

40. Oh, I know.

I'm so bad.

[Guava Jelly]

41. you are surely a she-devil

:)

[fudge stripe cookays]

17. Don't change a thing. n/t

[Guava Jelly]

25. So if i never change hummmm

I could wear the same clothes for years .
And neglect my hygiene...
Thank you :)

[TOhioLiberal]

18. Don't change a thing...

...I'm Serious!

[Guava Jelly]

29. thanks

:)

[dorktv]

19. Turn Republican.

[Guava Jelly]

24. Turn Republican?

I said i want to be less sexier not The elephant man.. :)

[dorktv]

43. hahahaha, okay, turn libertarian...they are much more fun then Republicans

[NMMNG]

20. Start wearing camouflage everywhere even if you aren't in the military.

Stop shaving, washing your hair and wearing deodorant.

Keep a toothpick in the corner of your mouth.

Wear an "NRA" baseball cap.



That ought to do it. :P

[Guava Jelly]

21. I am on it!!

I could post a picture of me right now.
baggy eyed with my hair sticking up like don king.

But then no one would ever wanna flirt with me.:rofl:

[NMMNG]

22. I thought that was the goal

:P

[Guava Jelly]

23. But then all the straight ladys in the room would

have one less guy to treat like a cheap piece of meat :)
I wouldnt want that.
:rofl:

[driver8]

27. Can't a boy just sit at the bar and have a drink...alone??!!

I have the same problem.

Women are wolves.

[Guava Jelly]

28. Amen brother!!

And they keep sizing me up it just gets old sometimes sniff sniff

[In_The_Wind]

30. Enjoy eating large feast until you become portly.

[miss_american_pie]

31. Stop posting that guitar pic

:evilgrin: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

32. Thank you and Good morning

:)
this ugly old one

:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

33. Yes, that's the one

Thank you and good morning. :D :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

34. And for my great and very hot friend MaP

My 6000th Post
And I am honored to give it to you
:)

[miss_american_pie]

35. Why thank you

And I'm honored to receive it. :)

[buddhamama]

36. the one thing that would do it for me

for you to be less sexy: become a republican, body and spirit. you'll instantly lose your sexy status. :)

[Guava Jelly]

38. I sure wouldnt wanna do that

:)

[bearfan454]

37. Get married nt

[exlrrp]

39. Yes, I find that so annoying

I much prefer being treated as a serious sex object rather than as a toy. I'm the only one that gets to play with it, everybody else is so overawed by it.

[Arugula Latte]

42. Become a golfer.

Nothing is as un-sexy as golf and anything related to golf. x(