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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 01:56 AM
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Post a highly inappropriate bumper-sticker idea
"Jesus is coming. Get your umbrella."
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 02:13 AM
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1. "Fundamentalists: Proof of Life After Brain Death"
:evilgrin:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 02:18 AM
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2. She shoots!!! She scores!!!!!
Buffy, you rock! :bounce:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 02:43 AM
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6. Heh heh
:hi:

I'm full of snark tonight.
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 02:22 AM
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3. In honor of your idea: "Jesus: Why Worship a guy who only came once?"
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 02:33 AM
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4. 'Pass with caution
Driver masturbates."
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 02:41 AM
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5. In tiny little letters (for tail riders)
Close enough yet? Might wanna hold yer breath. I just let one rip.

or

If you can read this bumper sticker, you are smarter than 99.9% of all Bush voters.

or

Quit sniffing my ass. You are too damn close.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 02:45 AM
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7. Along those lines,
"Damn, even my proctologist doesn't get that close to my ass."
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