Post 10 random thoughts from your collective.

[Mutley]

1. This chair is uncomfortable.
2. I don't know the name of the French national anthem.
3. My dog eats grass.
4. The moon is orange tonight. Harvest the crops!
5. I have to work Black Friday this year. :cry:
6. There is a crying baby on the teevee, and if it doesn't shut up...
7. "Lost" is just too much for me. It leaves you dyin' for a fix. I can't watch it anymore.
8. A liter of Mt Dew is a lot.
9. Pepperoni is good.
10. You can do a lot of thinking while you're sharpening 100 pencils.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Here goes...

1. Fucking cat knocked over the dragon food. Now I have to go get the vacuum.
2. I wish there was lemon in this water.
3. There's never anything good on TV and tonight there's three good movies on at the same time. Bastids...
4. I've got to do something about the empty bottles on my window sill.
5. I need to go to my aunt's house and use her fax machine tommorow.
6. Where are the little light bulbs for my Corona light string?
7. Where are my car keys?
8. I should just buy AA batteries in bulk.
9. Maybe I'll read "So, to Speak" next.
10. I wish all of it was in English. My French sucks.

[Mutley]

8. Damn cats.

Always gettin' in to shit. :grr:

[LeftyMom]

2. 1. My boobs hurt

2. Interviewing somebody I know well will be wierd
3. I wonder how my rice got moldy?
4. Thanks, sis, for getting me a pizza
5. I wonder how my kid wound up so strange
6. The right front tire on the Saturn needs replaced
7. I need to mail a card, but I always feel strange trying to think of something to write inside
8. Can't wait for the kid to go to bed
9. I feel kinda lonely right now
10. I'm really worried about my poli sci exam

[Mutley]

9. My boobs are

feelin' great right now. :P

[Guava Jelly]

11. I think you need a second opinion

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

17. You know

I think so, too. Know anyone who's up for it?

:evilgrin:

:D

[Guava Jelly]

22. I know this one guy ..Goprux or goptux.

I am sure he could handle the jobs!(both breast) :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

25. Well, send 'im over.

:bounce: :bounce:

[Guava Jelly]

28. will do!!

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

30. I can't wait.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

14. I ran with no bra today.

They are not happy about it. Not one teeny tiny bit. I'm sure the neighbors were loving it though.

[Mutley]

19. I'm sure.

:7

I can speak for several DU guys when I say that post is worthless without pictures. :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

41. Well, they're all a bunce of sex-crayzed liebrul preverts,

and I'll be preying for them.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. 1. The French national anthem is "La Marsellaise"

2. I drink a ton of diet stuff...
3. I feel sleazy--oh, so sleazy...
4. Where'd the fuck the Bob Marley CD go?
5. Is "Peg" really a porn star, or just a weirdo actress?
6. I haven't been on YouTube in days...
7. I'm using as many elipses as CAPeggy.
8. I have almost no homework this weekend.
9. My bird shits all over the place.
10. Hawaii must be ncie this time of year...

[Mutley]

10. Thanks for the info.

Can learn somethin' new on DU every day. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

4. ok i'll try

1. shit i'm bored
2. I need a glass of water
3. Is a fat piece of paper still paper thin?
4. where did i put my balls?
5. Who do i got to bribe around here to get a chick to flirt with me :)
6. fuck i hate moving
7. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
8. This veggie burger i ate with cheese has a nasty aftertaste
9. Where is the freak-en cordless phone
10. Why am i so fucking addicted to DU?

[Mutley]

12. You could get me a Frosty from Wendy's...

Is that a fair bribe? :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

56. I am on it

:evilgrin:

[femmocrat]

5. OK... since I don't have anything better to do right now...

1. I'm not sure what my "collective" is.
2. I'm trying to get to 1000 posts, but it is taking forever.
3. I wonder what happened to Jobycom. I miss him.
4. My feet are killing me.
5. TV sux.
6. I was very bad today and ate a big maple donut.
7. I'm getting a haircut tomorrow! (yea!)
8. I don't know how I am going to make it through 34 more weeks of this school year.
9. TGIF
10. I can't think of anything else to write.

[Mutley]

13. I was thinking in terms of a collective mind.

But I really just needed something to make a good copycat.

[VelmaD]

6. 1. I wonder why the cake I baked tonight...

took so much longer than usual to get done.
2. There's not a damn thing on tv tonight.
3. Do I want to do laundry tonight or put it off til tomorrow morning?
4. I wonder where I put the trashcan liners I bought the other day.
5. Where the heck is my cat hiding and what is she plotting?
6. I want another organic chocolate truffle.
7. It's only 22 days til my boyfriend moves to Florida. *sigh*
8. I just noticed I have unpopped bubblewrap next to my desk from some electronics I bought last week.
9. I need to paint my nails orange for the University of Texas football game tomorrow.
10. I want to be abducted by aliens...I'm bored.

[Mutley]

15. Your cat is plotting to eat all the

organic chocolate truffles.

[Briarius]

7. ok

1. Daaaay-O me say DaAAA-O
   
2. Ordered list html is my friend
   
3. it's not as much fun as you'd think to be always turned on
   
4. daylight come and me wanna go home
   
5. is this 10 yet?
   
6. I've gotta remember to glue my climbing shoes this weekend
   
7. LynzM is sleeping with the lights on again
   
8. I really should meditate and then go to bed instead of being on here
   
9. I really hope my product idea can turn into a business
   
10. yay 10! um I need to clean my desk soon too :(
    

[Mutley]

16. Daylight come and we wanna go home.

[Briarius]

18. Work all night on a drink of rum!

:hi:

[fizzgig]

20. 1. i wish i had a bath tub

2. my socks stained my toe nails
3. i need to change the oil in my car
4. my cat tried to steal my onion rings yesterday
5. have i eaten today?
6. i don't know the words to the fight song of either my high school or college
7. i miss 'northern exposure'
8. the postal service can suck it
9. i love english muffins
10. i need to put my clothes in the dryer

[Mutley]

21. Funny

my shoes stained my socks and I need to change my oil, too. :hi:

[femmocrat]

24. Have you tried the new "corn" English muffins yet? Yummy! n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Here I go...

1. There sure is a lot of innuendo in my thread.
2. Damn my eyes are so puffy.
3. I like this song.
4. When will the pizza get here?
5. Maybe I should have a drink?
6. Were did the cat go?
7. I wonder if Toby will win Rock Star?
8. Toby is so hawt. :drool:
9. I should add a song to my MySpace.
10. Itchy back.

[Mutley]

27. I had a song on Myspace, but it disappeared somehow.

:shrug:

I haven't put a new one on, yet.

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. I have a video, but it doesn't play automatically.

So I kinda want one of those little audio only thingys.

[Mutley]

34. What song are you thinking of getting?

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. No idea.

Every song that comes up on my playlist I'm like, "Oooh! I should add that!" :silly:

[bridgit]

26. 1. i'm not dealing with these crap-heads anymore...

2. that's a mint condition shelby cobra 427...
3. i've never eaten cold malt o'meal cereal in a bag...
4. i wonder if anyone can see this spot...
5. i'm going to the salon...
6. it's finally cooling off...
7. tim needs cat liners...
8. i like clam chowder...
9. where's the beef...
10. we need to be in the bay area next thursday...

[Mutley]

29. Mmm, malt o'meal...

:9

[bridgit]

31. i should prolly try it huh...

[Mutley]

33. Yeah, it's good stuff.

What kind is it?

[bridgit]

35. well i don't have any yet, been doing some work for m o'm...

so i see the stuff all the time ya'got jer: coco roos, yer spooners, yer matey's, yer tootie fruities (some fruitie colossal stuff), yer cheerio look'n things...which i might try :thumbsup:

[Mutley]

36. I do the coco roos.

Yummay. :D

[bridgit]

37. that's the other one = Dyno Biiites!!!

i'm taking your endorsement on advisement :-)

[Mutley]

38. Sweet.

Do I get royalties?

:D

[bridgit]

40. heehee, good one...

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

42. your #7

J.J. Abrams sucks. Hard. I didn't dare even start watching Lost after having been worked over by him for years on Alias.

[Mutley]

43. I didn't start watching it until two days ago

when my sister and BIL got it on DVD from netflix. x(

[idgiehkt]

44. get used to it.

it's video coitus interruptus every single fucking time. But you will always go back for more...

[Mutley]

45. I refuse.

I'm cutting myself off.

They're down to the last disk, then they send it back. I won't have a choice anymore. :P

[lost-in-nj]

46. OK

1) I cooked an awesome dinner tonight and DH was late and ate it cold

2) I am a little pissed off tonight

3) I might be a little drunk tonight. :)

4) I don't want my kids to move out, I'm not ready.....

5) then again it would only be me and my husband...

6) why does it have to snow

7)I love Lost and Kate better pick Jack

8) AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

9) why am I the last to know?

10) I really don't like Bruce Springsteen and I live in NJ!!!!!

lost

[MiniMandaRuth]

47. 1. My head hurts.

2. Pep band was frickin' awesome today.

3. Our school football team sux.

4. My best guy friend is the biggest gay I know, and i love him just the same.

5. There's two cute guys that have been paying special attention to me lately.

6. My books need to be written, and i have the best ideas for them right now.

7. I wish we had g4 on the TV.

8. I have no homiework this weekend.

9. My hair will soon be dark brown. Yayzors!

10. I'm a huge nerd.

[lost-in-nj]

48. # 5

:bounce: :bounce: :applause:

Have Fun!!!!

lost

[MiniMandaRuth]

49. Oh, I'm having fun.

Especially since I really showed one of 'em up in math :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

50. 1. How in hell can I think ten random things?

2. Wish I hadn't had that yummy dessert.

3. I have two months worth of bank statements to justify!

4. I have a very cool new office chair at my desk.

5. I love the cooler nights and the warmer days.

6. I need to change the bed.

7. I hate wrinkled sheets.

8. Tomorrow I get to take this damn dressing off!

9. Where are all my friends?

10. Why is my computer fan making that awful buzzing?

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[ZombieNixon]

51. OK...

1. After six beers, I am a little tipsy
2. I actually have to put in a little effort to type correctly
3. I can do better drunk typing with my left hand than my right
4. I am a damn good drunk guitar player
5. lelapin is hot :D
6. This song is good
7. My head itches
8. I need to do a laundry tomorrow
9. I wish I had more beer
10. I can't think of ten thoughts x(

[jane_pippin]

52. yeah ok:

In stream-of-consciousness form:

1. I miss my apartment
2. I wish I had cable
3.or a dvd player
4.or more decent VHS tapes
5. I'm glad Seinfeld is on
6. I wish I wasn't allergic to my dog
7. I can't wait to move far far away
8. I love the book I'm reading
9. I think you all should read it (The Children's Hospital)
10. I'm going to get in bed, watch this Seinfeld and then read that book until I fall asleep.

Goodnight.

[lost-in-nj]

53. I had

6 beers!
and I have more !

but they aren't cold :(
Oh well there is always tomorrow!

lost

[otherlander]

54. 1. I miss last year's history class.

This year I have a teacher who's kind of new, she's really nice, but it's just not the same. Last year my teacher told me that if I made the cross sign I would be saved from the demonic auras that were coming out of the picture of Reagan in my history book.

2. I have to plan my party soon... I think I found a nice cafe to have it in.

3. Today the boy who sits next to me in second period told me how to make nepalm... I wonder if it works.

4. What a wierd dream I had last night...

5. I should be thinking about college but I'm not.

6. Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Oh, goddammit, Zombie!

7. I was right. My father was wrong.

8. Oragami cranes are fun to make.

9. What's the opposite of a suicide note?

10. Oh, fuck, I'm in love.

[LeftyMom]

55. More thoughts

1. Bertha's raccoon thread reminded me how funny it is when all 13 of flvegan's dogs go nuts at once about the raccoons on the porch. "OMG! Daddy, there are raccoons on the porch again, just like every other night!" Dogs. :eyes:

2. I think it's wierd that my 5 year old's two favorite CDs are The Backyardigans and Rage Against the Machine. Pick one, damn it. :P

3. I'd love to have some cookies right now.

4. The whales on my pajamas are pretty cute, I think.

5. I hope I can find a good deal on crown molding.

6. I wonder if I could talk Dad into a new car stereo and speakers for giftmas. Probably.

7. Should I make my pirate costume or buy one?

8. I really should clean out my car.

9. I wonder what that siren outside is all about.

10. I think I should take a muscle relaxer when I go to sleep. My neck hurts pretty bad.