Video: Ben Affleck, drunk, 2004: "They are like two giant stones"

[Human Torch]

I know it's Ben Affleck, but it sounds more like Bill O'Reilly...

:rofl:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/ben_affleck_gets_drunk_picks_u.html



In this super bizarre interview with Montreal TV host Anne-Marie Losique back in 2004, a drunk Ben Affleck does stuff us mere mortals would typically be arrested for. Some of his highlights include:

"They would like it better if you did the show topless."

"You usually show a lot more cleavage than this. What's the story, why are you covering it up today?... It's Sunday morning? That never stopped you before from getting the ******* out. Who're you trying to fool, it's Sunday morning. You could be in church you should have that **** on display... You know you should work at Fox in LA. You'd blend right in, they'd love you. Fox LA they have a pole that they dance on."

"These breasts are very firm. Suspiciously firm I have to say. They are like two giant stones."

"I take lover like I take shower: once a week! Oh, no, no. That's the French."

"Should we do a Janet Jackson thing? Are you wearing your ****** ring?"

And at about 3:40 he looks like he's this close to accidentally killing her like Lennie from Of Mice and Men.