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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:19 PM
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Why don't Muslims shave?
Or "House" (Hugh Laurie), or Michael (The gay one in the washroom - whassisname?), or George Clooney?


Or me?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:28 PM
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1. If you don't shave, the terrorists win
Seriously. That one's probably coming next. :eyes:
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 10:43 PM
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2. I don't know about those other 3, but
it is a well known fact that Muslims are too busy driving taxis by day and fighting the terrorist jihad by night.
:sarcasm:
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 02:55 AM
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3. Use the Dvorak keyboard layout....
It will provide you with a few extra minutes per day that you can use for shaving..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard
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