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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 05:55 PM
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Icebreaker Sours candy are like sex.
After 30, it hurts really fucking bad, yet you still want more...:o
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 05:57 PM
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1. Hmmm, I'll have to check em out...
Icebreaker sours. I've had sour sex, (so I've yet to have it with anybody good)...
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 05:59 PM
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2. No. Peanut M&Ms are like sex.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:08 PM
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3. If it hurts, you're not doing it right.
:evilgrin: :rofl: :hi:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:15 PM
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5. lol
IBTL, by the way!

:rofl:
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:14 PM
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4. No, sex is like sex. Candy is like candy. :P -nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:17 PM
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6. So how do you define whipped cream then?
:rofl:

IBTL!
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 10:48 PM
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15. Superfluous
And I mean that in both senses you implied.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:18 PM
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7. I am Icebreaker Sours candy.
:silly:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:23 PM
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8. Actually York peppermint patties Are more like sex

You see the very seductive packaging..You finally get to unwrap it.
You see the nice tasty chocolate skin..You finally bite thinking it's just chocolate..But it's more!!
saying this Always practice safe eating!!!
And it's better to wait until you are of age and mature to pig out!
:)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:26 PM
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10. More like a klondike bar, really...
What would YOU do to get it?

:rofl:

IBTL!


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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:29 PM
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11. This is an innocent thread!
sort of educational!
I would go for the klondike theory..But Once you touched it the temperature would give away the surprise.
Yorks are room temperature so you think its just chocolate
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:32 PM
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12. Yeah, but klondike bars get stickier.
O8)

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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 08:24 PM
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9. It's like that with...
Cow tails. I can't get enough of them... ;9

:*
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 09:15 PM
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13. That sounds about right.
30 :wow: The inside of your mouth must be real puckered-up!
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 09:21 PM
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14. 30 times...
.. in one night? Yeah, I supposed that would hurt :)
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 10:50 PM
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16. no shit
because sex does not 'hurt' after 30. It hurts when you don't get it, but not when you do. Unless you want it too. In a good way. But I digress...

:rofl:
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