Borat would SO get tombstoned here.

[Shakespeare]

The mods would have seizures just seeing another Borat thread pop up. "No sex threads!"

"I want to make romance inside you!"

"I like to have chitchat and sexytalk!"

The lounge would be nothing but locked threads. And I can't even imagine the turmoil he'd create in the I/P dungeon.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIN4j864yBo

[datasuspect]

1. borat - my personal hero

if he dies, i'm gonna take the year off.

"if my woman cheat on me, i will crush her"

"my wife, she is dead. is okay, i have new one."

"my wife, she is dead, she killed in gypsy attack"

[datasuspect]

2. kick for borat

[datasuspect]

3. kick for kazakhstan

[datasuspect]

4. kick for gypsy hunters

[datasuspect]

5. kick for stalin

[datasuspect]

6. kick for transport problem because kazakhstan is big

[datasuspect]

7. kick for sexytime

[datasuspect]

8. kick for my dead wife, she can plow and not get tired

[gatorboy]

9. Between this and Jackass 2?

"Is NICE!"

[datasuspect]

10. i LIIIIIKE!

[MiniMandaRuth]

11. I find myself saying "This suit is black not."

Each day to giggle madly to myself.

[datasuspect]

12. or when he squatted in the urinal

and asked "is this where i squeeze, how you say, squeeze a dirt from the ahnooos?"

[datasuspect]

13. kick for my sister, she is number 4 prostitute in kazakhstan

verrrry niiiiice!

[datasuspect]

14. kick for "but whyyyyyyy?"

[Cathyclysmic]

15. "Throw the Jew down the well" would be a hit in the I/P forum.

[datasuspect]

16. that segment was funny

and it flew RIGHT over so many peoples' heads.

borat (sacha baron cohen IRL) is jewish. his mother is israeli.

[Cathyclysmic]

17. I know. It was painful to watch.

Both funny and kind of sad at the same time.

[SteppingRazor]

20. As would the martial arts segment...

"In my country, they come at you with the Jew Claw!"

Yikes :yoiks:

[Shakespeare]

18. If you do not post in this thread, I will be execute!

The wine tasting in Jackson, MS is one of the most surreal (and hilarious) things I've ever seen.

[mark414]

26. is he your slave?

[warrens]

19. Here's what he did to some wingnuts at a rodeo

Introduced as Boraq Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan, he was said to be an immigrant touring America. A film crew was with him, doing some sort of documentary. And he wanted to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" to show his appreciation, the announcer told the crowd.

Speaking in broken English, the mysterious man first told the decidedly pro-American crowd - it was a rodeo, of all things, in Salem, of all places - that he supported the war on terrorism.

"I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards," he said, according to Brett Sharp of Star Country WSLC, who was also on stage that night as a media sponsor of the rodeo.

An uneasy murmur ran through the crowd.

"And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq," he continued, according to Robynn Jaymes, who co-hosts a morning radio show with Sharp and was also among the stunned observers.

The crowd's reaction was loud enough for John Saunders, the civic center's assistant director, to hear from the front office. "It was a restless kind of booing," Saunders said.

Then the man took off his hat and sang what he said was his native national anthem. He then told the crowd to be seated, put his hat back on, and launched into a butchered version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" that ended with the words "your home in the grave," Sharp said.

[Initech]

21. I cant wait to see Cultural Learnings Of America for Make Benefit Glorious

Nation Of Khazakstan!

[Shakespeare]

22. I liiiike!

You liiiike? It's niiiiice!

[datasuspect]

23. kick for "In Kazakhstan we say, God, Man, Horse, Dog

then Woman, Rat, and small Croculli"

[achtung_circus]

24. I liiike

I want to make liquid explosion on Quenn Latifya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFiSjiEb6Yg

[mark414]

25. how do you defend against the jew?

you know, wit dee claws, jew claws...

:rofl:

he would be outta here after his first post