What would be the best funeral for the Croc Hunter?

[yurbud]

I think he'd want to be chopped up and fed to alligators, or his body taken out to the bush, everyone wait until the wild dogs come take the body and then say together, "The dingos ate my baby!" (I think that's the new motto for Australia).

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. A tasteful one

with family and friends, and not a lot of hype.

Funerals are for the living, not the dead.

[kwolf68]

2. Is this an attempt to be clever?

If so, drop back and punt. Not only do you presume what Steve Irwin would "think", but you spout your garbage with such little sarcastic skill I found myself just sad you decided to post today.

[Jamastiene]

3. How about we do that to you instead?

Or would you prefer we fed you to the fish?

Not a funny thread at all.

[Deja Q]

4. That's crude and tasteless.

No pun intended.