Ask Me Anything that is Related to Shorts

[Guava Jelly]

:popcorn:

[Miss Marmelstein]

1. Okay......

When you play your new guitar do your wear boxers or briefs? :yoiks:

[Guava Jelly]

2. When I practiced today I was wearing (still am)Guinness Boxers

yesterday briefs :)

[Miss Marmelstein]

9. Hmmm......

your post is meaningless without photos. :P

And what are 'Guiness' boxers? :shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

11. this pair is the same as what i am wearing

http://cgi.ebay.com/Guinness-Boxers-Underwear-Boxer-Shorts-Large-NWT_W0QQitemZ130022672999QQihZ003QQcategoryZ11508QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Can you guess where I lost my blue Roxy board shorts?

[dolo amber]

5. Check your shoes

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Nope.

[Guava Jelly]

6. You left them over Lioness's house

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. I wish...

I lost them over the Tappan Zee Bridge.

[Guava Jelly]

30. Oops ahhh

What were you doing w/ your shorts off on the Tappan Zee Bridge?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. My shorts were on...

well, not the shorts I lost, but rather another pair. Anyway, I had the windows down in my Jeep (no air conditioning) and the shorts were on the seat. Gust of wind and there go my shorts...flying over the Hudson. They were heading north, by the way.

[datasuspect]

4. where can i get some macrame hot pants?

[Guava Jelly]

8. here

http://cgi.ebay.com/Punk-Rock-Black-Footless-Tights-Pants-with-Macrame_W0QQitemZ220021829862QQihZ012QQcategoryZ37570QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[datasuspect]

12. nah, i need some cheek cleavage to show

[Guava Jelly]

20. Ahhh

[rug]

7. What is the best treatment for skid marks?

[Guava Jelly]

10. pre-emptive Wiping

:)

[datasuspect]

13. remember those chips with fat substitute?

the disclaimer about oily discharge was for real.

[Guava Jelly]

15. I would suggest scotch guarding then

:)
or trashing them and buying some scotch

[Droopy]

14. Do you think Daisy Dukes will ever come back into fasion?

[datasuspect]

16. for men

[Guava Jelly]

17. Yes but only obese men will wear them

:)

[MoseyWalker]

18. weren't the short shorts all the athletes wore in the 70's

much more interesting to look at than all these baggies these days?

[Guava Jelly]

19. Yes !

:)

[datasuspect]

21. like this

the thong for men: a look that is overdue:

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22. Now you are scaring me

Help emergency thread lock
:rofl:

[datasuspect]

23. YOU LIKE?????

sexytime!!!

jagshemash

[Guava Jelly]

24. I Must rip out my eyes now

Where did i put that coat hanger :)

[Fuzz]

27. Who wears short shorts?

We wear short shorts!

[thefool_wa]

25. Up the crack or below the knee?

What is your length preference?

[Guava Jelly]

26. 4 to 6 inches above the knee cap

:)