will somebody please bruise me emotionally?

[datasuspect]

i'm feeling vulnerable right now, but my inner masochist is needy too.

[JVS]

1. Shut up you worthless pigdog!

[datasuspect]

2. can you say it in german? in caps?

[JVS]

3. HALT'S MAUL DU WERTLOSER SCHWEINHUND!

[datasuspect]

5. vielen dank!

[JVS]

7. bitte sehr

[auntAgonist]

4. is this a copycat of something?

I ask, because I just signed on and emotional bruising really isn't anything to joke about. :shrug:

I don't mean to offend, just saying ........

aA
:hug:

[datasuspect]

9. a copycat of sorts

but not directed at anyone personally.

[MoseyWalker]

6. I don't like having to do this, but..........

nothing but wet noodles for you! (in your ears. That's about as close as I could get to your emotional center)

[Blue-Jay]

8. You're a big poopy-head!

Cry, baby! Cry!

[datasuspect]

10. i need my power animal now

the scary person scared me

[RevCheesehead]

11. Thank you.

1. For the honor of your copycat.
2. For making my point.

[datasuspect]

12. i don't take any of this very seriously

posting here is entertainment for me.

sorry if you find my post offensive, but there is nothing really i can do about that, because my intent was not to offend you personally.

you specifically entered into absolutely no aspect of my consciousness when i posted the OP. or anyone else for that matter.

[RevCheesehead]

13. Where did I say that I was personally offended?

You read far too much into my post.
I simply thanked you for making my point for me, that's all.

[datasuspect]

16. it was a preemptive apology

sometimes i can't tell what will affect people in different ways in online forums.

most of the time, i really don't care, because it is a matter of their perception and not mine, but i am softening in my old age and i really do try to NOT be the horrifying asshole i've been in the past and which sometimes does creep out nowadays.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. Bwahaha!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

15. Don't fuck with me, fella!

:spray:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

17. All your opinions on global monetary policy are somewhat erroneous

So there!

[datasuspect]

18. i need my teddy bear

i need to get close to my source so i can find the golden morning sunrise of fabric softener commercial idyllic reality.

center center center

[leeroysphitz]

19. Nobody loves you and nobody ever will.

Those that pretend to are talking about you mercilessly behind your back. :)

[datasuspect]

20. i bet they won't even love me until am i lovable, will they?

good one!