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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 04:38 PM
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religious action figures
collect all four







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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 04:52 PM
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1. Cool! The Pope uses the same gun James Bond does!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 04:55 PM
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2. i like the "vatican assault uniform"
sweet.

i'm gonna pit him and a vintage chewbacca in duel.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 12:35 PM
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27. Does the Popemobile come with gadgets? An ejector seat, maybe?
KEWL
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 12:36 PM
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28. missile launcher
yesssss
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 04:57 PM
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3. I love how God has an AK.
I now know how he smites those pesky homosexuals :eyes:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 12:55 AM
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4. Are these a joke,
or are they every fundie's wet dream? :scared:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:09 AM
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9. I think those particular action figures are a joke, but there are...
Edited on Mon Sep-04-06 01:10 AM by haruka3_2000
companies making religious action figures. Accoutrements makes one that is definitely a joke. They also make a crazy cat lady action figure and stuff like that. Meanwhile, Train Up A Child definitely takes themselves seriously. I have an action figure Jesus from both companies. I used to also have a black Jesus from Train Up A Child, but I gave it to one of my college professors. She was so excited about Action Figure Jesus, that I decided to give her one of mine. She actually said, "I am giving you $10 and you will go buy me a Jesus after class." The store was out of Jesus, so I just gave her one of mine (and her money back).
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:39 AM
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14. Cold War Unicorns Play Set
Edited on Mon Sep-04-06 01:42 AM by MadAsHellNewYorker


fuck yea...that first site is so funny
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:40 AM
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15. Ah
At least the TUAC figures look rather benign (even boring). I can't imagine anything really frightening coming from children playing with them. The ones in the OP however....if they got into the hands of a rabid fundie.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:00 AM
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5. Does Jesus come with the kung fu grip?
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:04 AM
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6. What good is kung fu grip...
...when everything falls through those holes? :shrug:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 05:57 AM
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22. that's a good one!!!!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:05 AM
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7. Here's one of my Jesus action figures in a compromising position with
Scully in my gecko tank.

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:36 AM
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13. It looks like Scully is taking her love of Jeebus to the next level
BTW, is that gecko watching or preparing to join in?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:43 AM
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16. Who knows? She was once the subject of a "Gecko Porn" thread here...


It's a pretty funny shot, even if all they're doing is climbing on each other. Naturally, it's one of the females on top of the other female with the male looking on.


Once again, she's on top. This time with the boy.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:53 AM
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17. Active little critters, aren't they?
My friend and I went to a pet store a few months ago while we were browsing in the mall. We happened by the rodent cages and noticed that in most of the mouse and gerbil cages those little beasts where having orgies. Apparently one or more females in each cage was in heat and the males were each taking turns with her/them. It was like watching porn movies on multiple screens. We were just standing there in awe as they crawled around in a pile doing it over and over and over and over...
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 02:04 AM
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20. Oh man, when we got my male rabbit neutered...
he had to be kept seperate from the female for 10 days while he healed. Man, upon reintroduction they must have humped for the entire day. Meanwhile, I had never seen them fucking previous to that. I guess absence does make the heart grow fonder.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 02:54 AM
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21. My pet rabbits were my first introduction to the sex act
And what an introduction it was. :rofl:
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:07 AM
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8. Doesn't seem like the forces are very balanced.. In addition, you'd think
the agents for the big boys would be able to ensure that their action figures were at least stuffed into presentable plastic blisters.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 05:58 AM
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23. they need a something to represent the jewish faith
don't know how they'd handle all the others
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 12:37 PM
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29. Can you imagine the Kali action figure? n/t
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:11 AM
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10. I collect toys
and for some strange reason...I'm wanting these... :) Maybe my sarcastic side is speaking to me... :P
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:15 AM
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11. Well, I have a couple action figure Jesuii.
One from Accoutrements and one from Train Up A Child. The one from Train Up a Child lives inside my leopard gecko tank and spends much of his time getting knocked into compromising positions with Dana Scully.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 05:59 AM
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24. i think they are mockups
and not actually for sale
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:20 AM
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12. i just KNEW it, so God Almighty DOES look like Kenny Rodgers...
Edited on Mon Sep-04-06 01:23 AM by bridgit
in Jedi vestments :rofl:
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:54 AM
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18. Yeah, but God's fried chicken venture failed.
That's how you can tell them apart.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:56 AM
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19. I was thinking Leon Russell...
...
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 12:31 PM
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26. i like that hat...
:thumbsup:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 06:02 AM
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25. i wonder if god and kenny both know
when to hold em
know when to fold em
know when to walk away
know when to run
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