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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 02:42 PM
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I'm a Smoker
yes, I'm one of those contraptions that people put charcoal and mesquite in on days like Labor Day, set it on fire, and put pieces of animals on to burn to a crisp.

Please, don't call me a hibachi. Or a grill. I am a certified, and certifiable smoker.

Please be kind to me this Labor Day!

:silly:
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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 02:47 PM
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1. Smokers are a cult
I have a couple of smoker friends. They have nearly developed a new language.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 03:17 PM
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2. I am a smoker of cigarettes and I don't roast animals.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 03:18 PM
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3. Mdinight toker.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 04:55 PM
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4. As long as you smoke outside
I have no problems with that.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:00 PM
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6. I'm an INSIDE smoker.
Get over it.
;-)
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 04:58 PM
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5. I'm just a lowly griller...
Although I will add chunks of good smelling wood to my briquets...
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:02 PM
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7. and I'm sure the briquets
appreciate it!
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:14 PM
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11. I imagine they do...
I mean, if some jerk was gonna douse me in lighter fluid and incinerate me, I'd feel a bit better about it all if there were some good smelling wood chips involved...
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:10 PM
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8. I'm grilling steak, potatoes and mushrooms but. . .
I have a smoker and smoke meats on occasion.

Neighbors often yell over that the smell of my cooking makes them look bad.

I smoke cigarettes and cigars often, inside and out.

I'm also a joker and a midnight toker.

:)

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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:12 PM
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9. Sounds like you have it all going on!
:toast:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:14 PM
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10. My nephews had THREE, count 'em, THREE smokers goin'
at our recent TEX-MEX-CAJUN family reunion in Weimar, TEXAS!
Ribs, brisket, "Beer-Butt" chicken, kielbasa, Mexican chorizo, BOUDIN!
Man oh man.
I gained 3 pounds that day.
:-)
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:16 PM
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12. That's all the important food groups there!
I think I'm going to have to rethink my dinner plans after reading your post, becasue I suddenly have a lot of cravings...
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:59 PM
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15. It was a carnivores' delight.
I didn't crap right for two days.
You should pardon the expression.
;-)
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:18 PM
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13. Now that's a party
three smokers! One to probably remember!

:toast: :bounce:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 06:00 PM
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16. As they say...HooooWeeeee!
Some good!
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querelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 05:23 PM
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14. Smoker?
You are the new leper. You are going to be extinct soon if all of the social engineering nannies get their way. Enjoy it while you can. They will defeat and kill you as soon as they can.

Q
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