A short and quick joke... the punchline says it all,,

[DemInDistress]

Getting Into Heaven
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

"So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."

it made me smile..

[Webster Green]

1. LOL!

Good one!

[BOSSHOG]

2. Good one, it reminds me of another

What's the last thing you hear a redneck say?

- Hey ya'll watch this!

[Warpy]

3. Thanks BOSS!

You don't know how much I needed that tonight.

[pnorman]

4. Minor correction:

"Hey ya'll! Hold my beer, and watch this!!"

pnorman

[TlalocW]

5. Three couples die and find themselves outside the Pearly Gates

St. Peter says to the first couple, "Ma'am, you may come in, but you, sir, must go to Purgatory for 500 years because you loved alcohol so much, you married her because her name is Margarita." The lady goes in, and the man walks off towards the escalator to Purgatory.

St. Peter says to the second couple, "Ma'am, you may come in, but you, sir, must go to PUrgatory for 500 years because you loved money so much, you married her because her name is Penny." The lady goes in, and the man turns and follows after the first guy.

The third couple steps up, and before St. Peter can say anything, the man turns around and starts following the other two and calls over his shoulder, "See you in 500, Fanny!"

TlalocW