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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 12:21 AM
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I ate my neighbors
Em em em...
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 12:23 AM
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1. 1. Were they tasty?
2. Is your avatar a condom with arms? :rofl:
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 01:35 PM
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3. Yes my avatar is an empty dancing condom with arms.
Edited on Sun Sep-03-06 01:36 PM by leeroysphits
:blush:


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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 10:38 PM
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6. Too funny
You want a dancing penis to go with it?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 10:39 PM
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7. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd totally scan the picture of the guy...
dressed up as a giant penis selling penis popsicles at NYC pride a few years ago.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 10:48 PM
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8. That must have been interesting
:rofl:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 10:52 PM
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9. A girl in my HS class passed out while dressed as a giant penis.
She had to get wheeled through the school in a penis costume.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 11:52 PM
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13. The school allowed that?
You must have gone to a very interesting HS.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 11:59 PM
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14. Yeah, it was a public school, but pretty liberal.
Anyway, I wasn't in the class but apparently she dressed up like a penis to give a presentation in her sex ed class on penises. So she overheated or something in her penis head mask and passed out. I first heard of it a few minutes after it happened when my G&T mentor came into the library and said, "You won't believe what I just saw, but Marie ******* just got wheeled down to the nurses office for passing out while dressed as a penis."

It's a pretty popular "ah, remember when..." story now.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:00 AM
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15. I can imagine
I'd certainly remember if I'd been sitting in class and saw a giant penis go by on a gurney. :rofl:
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 10:58 PM
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12. Thanks but I've already got one that I wish would just
settle the hell down already. :)
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 12:36 AM
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2. You might wanna check but that might be
Edited on Sun Sep-03-06 12:51 AM by reyd reid reed
a violation of your neighborhood whatchamacallits...damn. Can't think of the word...starts with a 'c'...damn, it's right here and I can't get it.

Neighborhood....COVENANTS. That's it. Neighboorhood covenants.

At the very least, the neighborhood watch people might get a little upset.

Unless, of course you share.








and I want you to notice I resisted the urge to ask if their husbands minded :P )
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 01:38 PM
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4. How long did you bake them for?
Mmmm, baked cookies... :9
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 01:41 PM
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5. You must liove in my building
A few days ago there was this horrible smell in the hallway. I thought it was rotten cabbage, broccoli, and baby diapirs. The boyfriend thought it was bodies. I guess he was right...
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 10:56 PM
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11. Off topic...
Do you know of any good dino dig sites near Tulsa, OK, that allow visitors?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-03-06 10:54 PM
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10. Oh man!
Your cholesterol is going to be SO fucked up!
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 01:09 AM
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16. Donner, party of 4, your table is ready...
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