CAPTION this Jessica Simpson pic.

[Human Torch]

Jessica Simpson finally managed to sing on the Today show today after previously canceling due to a "bruised blood vessel in vocal cords." And although her vocal cords stood up to a few minutes of intense yelling and screaming, she was forced to whisper to Matt Lauer during the interview. Which seems like the classic Jessica Simpson thing to do, because she loves hamming it up for the camera. She can be cute as a button, but she has a habit of acting like an ass whenever she thinks she might get a little attention. You know that thing singers do when they pretend they're really into their music and hold up their hands? That's what Jessica Simpson does, but she does it with her entire face and body. It's annoying as hell, and the only people it's impressing are her dad and the imaginary cartoon squirrel she talks to when she's alone.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/jessica_simpson_makes_annoying.html

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

1. Boy, Matt really does sticks in your throat.....

[peekaloo]

2. .

spit or swallow?

[lildreamer316]

3. I hate you.

I got sucked in by that site and just spent half an hour on it.
(just kidding by the way)

[Human Torch]

5. It's an addictive site...

...and it's updated at least once daily. A similar one is "What Would Tyler Durden Do"...

http://www.wwtdd.com/

...and you'll REALLY hate me after getting stuck at that one.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[idgiehkt]

6. sigh

thanks for that link...

now that I'm done saving all those Rose McGowan pics

[blondeatlast]

7. I love WWTDD. The commentary is a hoot. nt

[Human Torch]

10. It is...sometimes I only post excerpts on DU, though...

...and invariably someone follows the URL and replies "You left out the best part!"

:evilgrin:

There was one time that I posted a K-Fed story...UNEDITED...and the mod deleted the thread. I think the thing that deep-sixed it was the commentary on his being a "white rapper." It didn't seem over-the-top or offensive, BUT...the WWTDD author used a "term"...a one-word "street language" description of guys like K-Fed...and POOF! No more thread. Someone posted a reply asking what the word meant and that was the last anyone's ever seen of that thread.

:evilgrin:

[bertha katzenengel]

4. My wish is to die by strangulation. I'm accepting applications . . .

[zanne]

8. Who's the one who's always getting pregnant?

Is it Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson? I always confuse those two.

[Human Torch]

11. Like Donald Rumsfeld, I want to help you with your confusion:

...Britney's the pregnant one.



:evilgrin:

:toast:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

9. Simpson's admission of a 'rogue arm' cheers onlookers

n/t

[Catshrink]

12. "Hold on, just a little tighter now baby"

I think that's how the lyric goes... Maybe if she squeezed a little more the collective IQ in the US would go up.