If Mr Potato Head passed away

[MoseyWalker]

what do you think should be on his tombstone?

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. A decent pair of glasses.

At the very least.

[lost-in-nj]

2. ....

Here lies a disruptor
They disrupted Poorly!

:rofl: :rofl:

lost

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. 'One potato, two potato, three potato, four

Five potato, six potato, seven potato...




DEAD POTATO!"

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. LMAO!

:rofl:



Ok, that was really funny. :spray:

[petronius]

4. A bottle of ketchup....

Mmmmm, steak fries... :9

[The Straight Story]

5. Here lies a potato, get some hot coals and butter and let er RIP (nt)

[MoseyWalker]

7. Only one response for that!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Richard Steele]

6. "Organ Donor"

[johnnie]

8. Here lies Mr. Potato Head

He had his lips shoved into his eye socket,
His mustache shoved into the top of his head
His ear stuck into his mouth socket...
Just one too many times.

R.I.P Mr Head, you will always be our best Spud.

[MoseyWalker]

9. You forgot to say amen!

:toast:

[Ptah]

10. I'm thinking:

:shrug:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

11. Best served with butter or ketchup.

[graywarrior]

12. He's Baked.

[reyd reid reed]

18. *snort*

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Ouabache]

14. old potatoes never die, they just spudder out

potatoe spelling courtesy of Danny boy.

[NNadir]

15. "To distill his life...

...would be to make Vodka.

'Tis appropriate as often he was fried."

[MoseyWalker]

17. My emotions are confused!

as it should be.

phew

[Aristus]

16. Interchangeable epitaphs.

B-)

[Bucky]

19. His wife will cry at the funeral as they sing "I only have eyes for you"

The real question is, if you plant Mr Potato head, will he sprout back to life the next spring?

Or is the idea of Mr Potato Head resurrecting Jesus-like too much to swallow? What if we added chives?

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. Poor Mr. Potato head!

Here lies Mr. Potato Head
Known as everyone's bud
Led a full life and was loved by all
And returned to the earth as a spud



Mr. Potato Head was at one time full of life, and well-known as a campus activist





Until he became involved with The Mob





His dealings with them led him into a life of drugs...




...and partying





Trying to live the "high life" soon placed him on the streets panhandling for his next fix





As his drug addiction became worse...





...and worse...





...and he was eventually busted






He placed all blame on Mrs. Potato Head
(** Rumor has it they really weren't married, but were shacking up together...)





Shortly before his death, Mr. Potato Head went into serious drug withdrawal and suffered from severe depression





RIP Mr. Potato head :cry:

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. Kicking! Because I can...

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

22. OMG!

This is so good, it deserves it's own thread!! :rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. Already done

:evilgrin:

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